My brief rant of things that bother me

GreenDoberman · May 17, 2008

- Taking off my shoes in the airport

- People talking out loud on their cell phones in public places

- Pricks who don't know how to use their turn signals

- Uneducated people complaining about getting suckered into balloon mortgages when they told me I was missing out on easy money during the housing "boom"

- People who don't say thank you or smile, even if they don't mean it

- ESPN treating sports news as entertainment and furthering their own agenda

- Corporate greed

- Blue laws and stores that stop selling alcohol at certain hours

- The government telling me they know what is best for me

- Wyoming, does it really exist?

Uno · May 17, 2008

- Guys who drink Bacardi Mojitos

GreenDoberman · May 17, 2008

Uno,
I wouldn't dare do it outside of the confines of my own house. I'm one of those people that is very worried about my self-image especially what people on an anonymous message board think of me.

I'm going to go down to the club now and pay the doorman a hundy and get a fo'hundred bottle of Grey Goose now to raise my low self-esteem.

And I'll make sure to wear my shiny shirt.

BTW, the girl I'm taking out looks JUST LIKE Jen Sterger, but it's not her.

Uno · May 17, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Uno,
I wouldn't dare do it outside of the confines of my own house. I'm one of those people that is very worried about my self-image especially what people on an anonymous message board think of me.

I'm going to go down to the club now and pay the doorman a hundy and get a fo'hundred bottle of Grey Goose now to raise my low self-esteem.

And I'll make sure to wear my shiny shirt.

BTW, the girl I'm taking out looks JUST LIKE Jen Sterger, but it's not her.

come on man, her name is Kelly... and the first Bacardi is on me this year at the bash man.

GreenDoberman · May 17, 2008

Sweet, now if I can find 37 more suckers to pay for a drink my first night will be free.:toast:

SoCal · May 17, 2008

I'm not a big fan of the word "cookie". Just fckin bothers me.

royboy_3831 · May 17, 2008

good list gd...

- women drivers

- jackoffs at the poker table who run off the fish by berating their play

- people who don't know how to spell 'berating' and are too lazy to google it

RupertPupkin · May 17, 2008

Hey Carlin , slow down ....

Ataraxy · May 17, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
I'm one of those people that is very worried about my self-image especially what people on an anonymous message board think of me.

BTW, the girl I'm taking out looks JUST LIKE Jen Sterger, but it's not her.

:missingte

shdw01 · May 17, 2008

-Taking off my shoes in the airport
IMO worse in the airplane

- People talking out loud on their cell phones in public places
I hate the guys that walk around with the bluetooth headset on while not on the phone

- Pricks who don't know how to use their turn signals
Don't forget the slow drivers in the left lane

- Uneducated people complaining about getting suckered into balloon mortgages when they told me I was missing out on easy money during the housing "boom"
I used to hate them too...but I realized that it actually pays to be an idiot. If the entire country buys into these fucked up balloon mortgages that are doomed to fuck them over, then when the time comes, the government will offer all kinds of relief. The government will support stupidity as long as enough people do it. Next dumb idea that catches on I'm jumping on that bandwagon

- People who don't say thank you or smile, even if they don't mean it
yeah, while you are talking rude...the people that rush into an elevator before the people in it get out.

- ESPN treating sports news as entertainment and furthering their own agenda
Only when things are EPIC!

- Corporate greed
Anything greedy AND anything corporate.

- Blue laws and stores that stop selling alcohol at certain hours
and bars that close at 2am (lot in hawaii)

- The government telling me they know what is best for me
unless they are telling me to spend their $600

- Wyoming, does it really exist?
And who the hell would want to live in Boise, Idaho

GreenDoberman · May 17, 2008

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Ah yes, add "Males with yoga bumper stickers".:cripwalk:

RupertPupkin · May 17, 2008

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Ah yes, add "Males with yoga bumper stickers".:cripwalk:

time for some new material ... how bout silk ??

quantumleap · May 17, 2008

shdw01;5381716- Pricks who don't know how to use their turn signals [B said:
Don't forget the slow drivers in the left lane[/B]

I've found a new breed of cat that drives slow in the fast lane. It used to be old ladies. Now, without fail, it's guys who are talking on the cell phone.

You see, they don't want to have to watch for anyone in front of them because when they are on the cell phone they can't react as fast. If they drive in the slow lane they have people cutting in front of them to get to the next exit. But if they drive slow in the fast lane all they have is fast drivers passing them. The slow drivers don't drive in front of them. Unless it's another slow guy on a cell phone.

A new law goes into effect on July 1st here in California: no talking on a cell phone while driving. If I see 1 guy driving slow in the fast lane while on a cell phone after July 1st I'm going to pull into the lane and stop until he gets off his fucking phone!

Railbird · May 17, 2008

The kids these days that like to drive 50mph to get to a red light

People who are urinating in the stalls designated for taking craps.

Sportsbooks that dont book little leauge

Tennis opponets who think lines are out

geeze · May 17, 2008

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"People who are urinating in the stalls designated for taking craps."

At least that's better than guys taking a crap in the urinal.

bellyputter · May 17, 2008

royboy_3831 said:
good list gd...

- jackoffs at the poker table who run off the fish by berating their play

Any time this happens, my #1 goal is to BUST these idiots.

VIEJODINOSAUR · May 17, 2008

Bellyputter...hope you are alive and well from those twisters....

punter · May 17, 2008

bellyputter said:
Any time this happens, my #1 goal is to BUST these idiots.

That never worked for me. I just had to play the hands that were dealt.

Every time I had a vendetta it bit me in the ass.

Brock Landers · May 17, 2008

How about the Oil Market, prices quadroupling in the last few years, never heard of in history and COMPLETELY outside the forces of supply and demand!

fivestarjake · May 17, 2008

easy there big dobe. i work in wyoming for one reason only...drill for oil. i'm an ole south jersey city boy and yes theres limited things to do in this state especially gillette. but hey they do have a super walmart.:lol:

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