My favorite line from a TV show.

geeze · May 24, 2008

Mrs. Cleaver to Ward:

"Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Beaver?"

bookie · May 24, 2008

PBR · May 24, 2008

Marshal Dillon: Festus, get your ass out in the barn!

Festus: Well that's where I've been gettin' it all along, Mr. Dillon.

rolltide · May 24, 2008

Foghorn Leghorn - "boy, I said boy...you 'bout as sharp as a bowling ball"

crookedlink · May 24, 2008

Kramer:

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Enfuego · May 24, 2008

No soup for you.

JakeT. · May 24, 2008

hug it out bitch

wilheim · May 24, 2008

From HBO's hit police drama The Wire.

Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Detective: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?

Troy Wiggins: Shakima's just pissed, 'cause I had her when she was still good.
Shakima Greggs (now a lesbian): Yeah, well, you the ugly-ass motherfucker that turned me around.

wil..

brutusthebuckeye+ · May 24, 2008

kramer:im out there jerry,and im lovin every minute of it!

wilheim · May 24, 2008

Sopranos (has lots of good lines)

Ralphie in season four: "I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass."

Classic by Paulie from the Pine Barrens episode of season 3 talking about the Russian who escaped in the snow covered woods..

"You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."

Tony and Carmela to Uncle Junior in season one.

Tony: "Uncle June, how was Boca?"
Junior: "Wonderful. I don't go down enough."
Carmela: "That's not what I heard."

wil.

JaBrady · May 24, 2008

wilheim said:
Classic by Paulie from the Pine Barrens episode of season 3 talking about the Russian who escaped in the snow covered woods..

"You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."

then it was followed up by Chris "Really? His house looked like shit"

classic

PBR · May 24, 2008

You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, Junior?

kcameron95 · May 24, 2008

Abe Simpson to a young homer simpson:

"Homer you're a dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say you take it!"

quantumleap · May 24, 2008

PBR said:
Marshal Dillon: Festus, get your ass out in the barn!

Festus: Well that's where I've been gettin' it all along, Mr. Dillon.

Festus: "Matthew, I done told Miss Kitty I wouldn't touch her kitty. Doc's up there right now!"

Degenerate · May 24, 2008

"I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly" - WKRP in Cin.

:dancefool

steaktartar · May 25, 2008

foghorn leghorn: boy these pants are like a cheap hotel...aint no ballroom

steaktartar · May 25, 2008

Degenerate said:
"I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly" - WKRP in Cin.

:toast:.....and "they're hitting the ground like bags of wet cement"

OAKAS · May 25, 2008

geeze said:
Mrs. Cleaver to Ward:

"Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Beaver?"

That is my all-time favorite.

Now for a 50 point bonus. Name the show that this was uttered:

"Boy, elephants are selfish"

bigtendominator · May 25, 2008

PBR said:
You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, Junior?

I love that line.

"I know your type, flashy making the scene."

"Look Joy Boy"

"You gotta hole in your sneakers, what is that canvas?'

Biggamer3 · May 25, 2008

wilheim said:
Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Detective: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?

Troy Wiggins: Shakima's just pissed, 'cause I had her when she was still good.
Shakima Greggs (now a lesbian): Yeah, well, you the ugly-ass motherfucker that turned me around.

wil..

Omar: I'll do what I can to help y'all. But, the game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple.

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Oh boy!

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