(1st Time In 10 Years)

BEANTOWNJIM · May 24, 2008

BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 10 YEARS DURING GOLF SEASON I AM BEING FORCED TO SPEND A SUNDAY WITH MY LOVELY WIFE:WTF: AND I AM NOT HAPPY.SHE HAS ALREADY MAPPED OUT OUR SCHEDULE WE ARE GOING TO STARBUCKS FOR COFFEE THEN WE ARE GOING TO COSTCO'S FOR HOUSE STUFF,THEN WE ARE GOING TO MACY'S TO BUY HER SOME SUMMER CLOTHES,THEN SHE WANTS TO TAKE A LONG WALK AT THE BLUE HILLS AND MAYBE HAVE A PICNIC.WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE HOW IS MY BODY GOING TO ADJUST TO THIS I NEVER MISS GOLF NOBODY PLAYS MORE GOLF THAN ME I PLAY AT LEAST 5 TIMES A WEEK NOW OUT OF THE BLUE MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO SPEND A SUNDAY WITH HER.BOYS ITS GOING TO BE 75 DEGREES TOMORROW IN BOSTON AND I AM GOING SHOPPING WHAT THE F-CK I TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET OUT OF THIS BUT SHE ISNT BUDGING.

STARBUCKS ON A SUNDAY WELL AT LEAST I WILL HAVE COMPANY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE GUYS THAT GET STUCK WITH THERE WIVES EVERY WEEKEND THEY LOOK DEPRESSED SITTING THERE DOING WHATEVER THE WIFE SAYS AT STARBUCKS.

BOYS I GUESS I AM STCK BUT I WILL BE RIGHT BACK AT IT ON MONDAY MORNING AT THE WWW.GEORGEWRIGHTGOLFCOURSE.COM

ANYBODY FROM BOSTON EVER PLAY THE GEORGE WRIGHT GOLF COURSE IN HYDE PARK?ILHEIM HOW ABOUT YOU ? BEST PUBLIC COURSE IN THE CITY

Kornholio · May 24, 2008

BadCo · May 24, 2008

I hate fucking shopping.

Jack Herer · May 24, 2008

Buster · May 24, 2008

you left out the part about you sucking **** weirdo

Buster · May 24, 2008

but i guarantee that ain't the first time in 10 years

steaktartar · May 24, 2008

Jack Herer said:
wgaf

word......

tell
it
to
someone
who
gives
a
fuck

TTinCO · May 24, 2008

steak tartar said:
word......

tell
it
to
someone
who
gives
a
fuck

Now that's funny, because before I got this far down in the thread, I'm reading this shit thinking "Does he really think that anyone gives a flying fuck?"

If that was supposed to be funny, it failed worse than BTJ in the "I'm not an attention whore who types in all caps" class at the local welfare office.

uppy:

steaktartar · May 24, 2008

TTinCO said:
Now that's funny, because before I got this far down in the thread, I'm reading this shit thinking "Does he really think that anyone gives a flying fuck?"

If that was supposed to be funny, it failed worse than BTJ in the "I'm not an attention whore who types in all caps" class at the local welfare office.

uppy:

tt I invented tits

wgaf at me old office

MinnesotaEconMajor · May 25, 2008

If you're being "forced" to do stuff with this "lovely" wife, maybe she isn't so lovely after all. I'd rather go on some trashy MTV "reality" dating show or Elimidate and do a hump and dump.

oldirtyku · May 25, 2008

u are white trash.......

BEANTOWNJIM · May 25, 2008

WOW BOYS TOUGH CROWD I GUESS NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM.WILHEIM I WANT THE NAMES OF EACH POSTER WHO GAVE ME SH-T (WHITE TRASH) NOW THAT IS A FIRST:think2: THE SUN IS JUST COMING UP MY LOVELY WIFE IS SLEEPING INSTEAD OF ME GETTING READY FOR GOLF I AM GETTING READY FOR SHOPPING.THANK GOD THIS IS A ONE TIME DEAL I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ANOTHER SUNDAY ROUND OF GOLF AGAIN.WEATHER IN BOSTON MOSTLY SUNNY 70-75 DEGREES WITH LIGHT WINDS IDEAL GOLF WEATHER :cryingcry

BEANTOWNJIM · May 25, 2008

HEY TTINCO IT WASNT MEANT TO BE FUNNY I WAS JUST TELLING YOU THIS WILL BE THE FIRST SUNDAY I AM NOT PLAYING GOLF.IF I WANTED TO BE FUNNY TINCO I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP YOUR 6 DIMES WITH THE WELCHER NOW THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU AINT GETTING A DIME (SUCKER) :missingte

harrington · May 25, 2008

Man up and tell her you're not going you big pussy

1cheater · May 25, 2008

Harry, the poor fella don't have a wife, it's just a doll he talks to.

G.MONEY · May 25, 2008

Jim Make sure you order a Double Grande Latte.....LoL

Legend-I-Aint · May 25, 2008

BEANTOWNJIM said:
WOW BOYS TOUGH CROWD I GUESS NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM.WILHEIM I WANT THE NAMES OF EACH POSTER WHO GAVE ME SH-T (WHITE TRASH) NOW THAT IS A FIRST:think2: THE SUN IS JUST COMING UP MY LOVELY WIFE IS SLEEPING INSTEAD OF ME GETTING READY FOR GOLF I AM GETTING READY FOR SHOPPING.THANK GOD THIS IS A ONE TIME DEAL I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ANOTHER SUNDAY ROUND OF GOLF AGAIN.WEATHER IN BOSTON MOSTLY SUNNY 70-75 DEGREES WITH LIGHT WINDS IDEAL GOLF WEATHER :cryingcry

She's in bed, She's lovely, your on the computer. You could be delaying your trip to the mall by at least several minutes. Get in there and give her the salami damn it!

AnthonyNapJR · May 25, 2008

Funny Shit

Nice Post...Funny and understood.

Usually the family fuctions are the only thing that grounds my plane.

Not shopping. That shit is done with...For some reason every muscle hurts me when I "walked" the mall with my old lady.

I can play 35 innings of softball in one day. But I cannot go shopping with the wife for 5 minutes. Fuuckking torture.

Beantown save the cash, one day I'll take you out on the course and give you a good ass whipping. I will take you to the Bethpage Black, and we play from the tips. 7450.....I can get on Bethpage Black just about 90% of the time. let me know if you ever want ot play it.

FairWarning · May 25, 2008

oldirtyku said:
u are white trash.......

:lol:

BTJ and his wife at the end of shopping today:

If you play nice BTJ, you may get a raise in your allowance.

Herminator · May 25, 2008

BTJ-
You did not handle this matter in the proper fashion. When my wife told me to quit playing about every day I explained to her that my job was to play golf and drink beer. Her job was to work 40-50 hours a week to support my habits. I 'll be on the course again tomorrow - if I can figure out how to remove a Ping driver shaft from my ass.

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