Let's see if the national media touches this one with a 10 ft pole
Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**
<small class="date"> </small> <small style="font-size: 8px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="date"> May 22nd, 2008 </small>
Kobe Bryant Has Sex With The Wrong Vanessa?
by El G (writer), May 22, 2008, published in BrooWaha Los Angeles
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While Los Angeles sports fans were putting their Lakers flags back on their cars after the Lakers’ unlikely 20-point comeback victory over the San Antonio Spurs in Game 1 of the NBA Western Conference Finals Wednesday night, an Internet source reported that Lakers shooting guard and NBA Most Valuable Player Kobe Bryant shoved his legendary genitalia into a woman who wasn’t his wife… again.
TheDirty.com
is reporting that Bryant─self-nicknamed "Black Mamba" (reportedly for his vicious, unrelenting, attacking style of play, rather than his vicious, unrelenting, attacking style of coitus)─has been involved in an on-going, lecherous affair with former Laker Girl Vanessa Curry (not to be confused with Vanessa Bryant). “Former” is attached because Miss Curry recently “retired” from the squad to pursue a promising career as a restaurant hostess. How recently? During the playoffs.
In other words, in what may be termed a “medial career move,” Miss Curry left the hottest team in the NBA during a national championship run with guaranteed national television exposure in order to show people where to sit, and tell them their waiter will be with them shortly. For readers prone to dining at Red Lobsters or Cheesecake Factories, please let me know if you see her so that I could interview her for this site… and tell her she’s pretty and invite her to watch Hannah Montana at my place.
Miss Curry is 18 years old, skinny and white. Sound familiar? Katelyn Faber, the woman who accused Bryant of bending her over a stool and anally raping her in Eagle, Colorado was 19, skinny and white. That transgression cost Kobe $4 million in purchased forgiveness (vis-à-vis a garish diamond ring bought for Vanessa Bryant) and tens of millions of dollars in lost endorsement deals. But at least he knows what he likes.
According to her Laker Girl bio
on the Lakers fan site LakerHoops.net
(the NBA has mysteriously removed her personal information from all official NBA sites already), Miss Curry graduated from a Catholic high school and is (read: "was") a first-year Laker Girl. Her hobbies include “working out” (with Kobe’s genitals?), “shopping” (with Kobe’s money?), and the always intriguing, “hanging out with friends” (getting passed around the locker room after Kobe completes?).
TheDirty
promises to release compromising photos of the randy couple soon. If this mess is true, there might actually be cause for optimism: it appears that Bryant may have the ability to cheat on his wife WITHOUT rape. Does that guy’s resume EVER stop expanding?!
Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**
<small class="date"> </small> <small style="font-size: 8px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="date"> May 22nd, 2008 </small>
Weird, Lisa Estrada head of the Laker Girls organization at the LAKERS has stopped emailing me all the sudden in regards to “Resignation” information? (She was responding to my emails really fast. Lisa what happened? I was in love… I think you might be the one!) She must be busy with the playoffs… every Laker Girls Dream! Everyone from the Laker camp has gone silent and nobody from Kobe’s legal has reached out to shut me up. Usually if a story isn’t true LEGAL would be banging down my door. Vanessa Curry how is your “HOSTING” career going in HAYWARD, CA? Honestly how much did they pay you under the table? FISHY? I hope everyone is taking this time to get their stories straight.- nik
*The Dirty is in no way affiliated and/or in association with the Lakers franchise.*
DIRTY ARMY intel was received about an alleged torrid affair between Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Curry (not his wife, Vanessa Bryant). The Dirty Source stated this was definitely a cloak and dagger affair… completely covert. The Dirty Source is holding images as well. This alleged affair lead to the forced resignation of Vanessa from the 07-08 Laker Girls Squad. We reached out to Vanessa and the Laker’s organization to get statements. The Lakers claim that Vanessa resigned from the squad to pursue a “hosting career”. Vanessa obviously did not want to speak… though BTW she has a sexy voice!
This DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. If you are 18 years old, lived in Hayward, CA, are the hottest of the Laker Girls and your team is in the NBA playoffs… WOULD YOU QUIT DURING THE PLAYOFFS???? EXXXXXACTLY!
SHE IS A HOT (5.678234) 18 YEAR OLD AND HAAARD TO RESIST PLAYING BALL WITH! Vanessa Curry The DIRTY ARMY Salutes you… Please touch our knees and was it consensual? Just Sayin’.
**Photo creations courtesy of The DIRTY ARMY**
Kobe Bryant Has Sex With The Wrong Vanessa?
by El G (writer), May 22, 2008, published in BrooWaha Los Angeles
Enlarge Photo +While Los Angeles sports fans were putting their Lakers flags back on their cars after the Lakers’ unlikely 20-point comeback victory over the San Antonio Spurs in Game 1 of the NBA Western Conference Finals Wednesday night, an Internet source reported that Lakers shooting guard and NBA Most Valuable Player Kobe Bryant shoved his legendary genitalia into a woman who wasn’t his wife… again.
TheDirty.com
In other words, in what may be termed a “medial career move,” Miss Curry left the hottest team in the NBA during a national championship run with guaranteed national television exposure in order to show people where to sit, and tell them their waiter will be with them shortly. For readers prone to dining at Red Lobsters or Cheesecake Factories, please let me know if you see her so that I could interview her for this site… and tell her she’s pretty and invite her to watch Hannah Montana at my place.
Miss Curry is 18 years old, skinny and white. Sound familiar? Katelyn Faber, the woman who accused Bryant of bending her over a stool and anally raping her in Eagle, Colorado was 19, skinny and white. That transgression cost Kobe $4 million in purchased forgiveness (vis-à-vis a garish diamond ring bought for Vanessa Bryant) and tens of millions of dollars in lost endorsement deals. But at least he knows what he likes.
According to her Laker Girl bio
TheDirty
ope:
