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Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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Am I the only one who fully realizes this show is one of the hokiest in television history, but somehow on the nights they run three or four in a row on A&E, I've got em all on while I do my office and capping work?
 

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Yeah, my wife and I are hooked too. We make a drinking game out of it though: chug a beer every time Horatio removes or puts on his sunglasses. One episode and we're drunk!
 

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:lolBIG:

I love this show. I think we can all agree Caruso isnt one of the best, but it's so incredibly well produced it's hard to deny.

There is a reason it's the most popular show in the world.
 
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I can watch it sometimes, but Caruso has had much better roles.

It's not rare for the cheese factor to send me diving for the remote.
 

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Yeah, my wife and I are hooked too. We make a drinking game out of it though: chug a beer every time Horatio removes or puts on his sunglasses. One episode and we're drunk!

Try this as a variation

Drink every time Horatio does the half sentence...long pause...then closes the sentence

"You'll never prove your case"

Horatio: If I were you...................................................I wouldn't bet on it.
 

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Funny thing about DNA........................It likes to stick around
 

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I hate missing the first 3 minutes, it really ticks me off.

Yeah..I'm totally hooked on the Horatio closer line for the opening Tease scene followed by the Roger Daltrey scream....

Detective: Looks like we have a drive-by.

Horatio: Drive by..............................(puts on sunglasses)..............Miami style

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Horatio "I Never Miss" Caine..

Horaitio Caine is the worst TV cop ever. That all serious voice he uses when he is trying to scare a suspect is so phony I laugh out loud when I hear it. I never watch the show but sometime when I am working early in the morning it is on here in Costa Rica around 7AM and I leave it on like a radio.

Usually he will get surrounded by five hitmen with Uzi's and he shoots them all dead in about two seconds with his police issue 9MM before they can even get a shot off.


wil.:shoota:
 

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Funny thing about DNA........................It likes to stick around

OKAY....I wasn't going to do this...But You made me...

I'll just say in advance this is the greatest YouTube clip ever

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Started the weekend Big Man on Campus...and ended it...............................................Dead On Arrival
 

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I'm five minutes into that eight minute video and I'm still laughing at every Daltrey scream
 

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Changed my mind....THIS is the funniest YouTube (only 2 minutes)

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Horaitio Caine is the worst TV cop ever.


Well, yeah. (Was going to argue, but I'm stumped to top your claim)


And I'll add that the blonde Texas-accent CSI on that show is one of the unsexiest personalities among good looking blondes in television history.
 

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