If you owned a race horse, what would you name it?

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Let's hear em...

Here's a list of some funny ones from year's past:

Cum Rocket (1969)
Nut Buster (1942)
Blow Me (1945)
Get It On (both 1971 and 1986)
On Your Knees (1977 and 2005)
Spank It (1985)
Go Down (1963), whose sire was Service
Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
Barely Legal (1982 and 1989)
Date More Minors (1998)
Golden Shower (1955)
Cherry Pop (1961 and 1978)
Ménage Á Trois (1974)
She's Easy (1978)
Strip Teaser (1980)
Rhythm Method (1982)
Bodacious Tatas (1985)
Tit'n Your Girdle (1988)
Kinky Lingerie (1991)
Hard Like a Rock (1995)
Sexual Harassment (1997)
X Rated Fantasy (1999)
Hardawn (1937)
Wrecked Em (1983)
Pussy Galore (1965)
Cunning Stunt (1969)

 

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cunning stunt was one of the best.....announcer always ended up with stunning c unt turning for home


harness horses have the best names (less stringent guidlines)

norfolk and way
is one of my favs always sounded (obviously) like no fuckin way when announcer got going

 

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Pie-O-My
:wink:

 

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About 10 years ago there was a horse that ran in Kentucky named Blue Magoo.


VVV

 

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cardsfan because he reminds me of a horses ass.

 

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Fig Plucker

 

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JakeT.

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Any votes for Glue Factory?

 

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NesAdvantage said:

Fig Plucker

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as in....

Im not a fig plucker, but a fig plucker's son
but I'll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes.

Say that three times fast and I will give you a cyber-cookie

 

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Jack Mehoff

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Mike Hunt

J-Stiff

 

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G.MONEY

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Some of the RX posting handles would be some great names..

 

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G. MONEY said:

Some of the RX posting handles would be some great names..

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Minus yours of course.

 

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I have a name for Rawpimple's horse "home wrecker".

 

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Ihavetoomanykids

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM&feature=related

 

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georgejefferson said:

Ihavetoomanykids

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LOL I can tell that one came from the heart Georgey boy.