Funniest or Weirdest Race Horse Name.

Seeing Jake's race horse thread got me thinking of the funniest or weidest names you guys have seen at the track or heard about.

My 2 classics are:

Hoof Hearted
IAMS Bound

Drop Your Drawers years ago at Oaklawn...loved that call

Long time ago there was a horse that finished on the board in one of the Triple Crown races named King N igger. No joke.

HinesWard86 said:

Long time ago there was a horse that finished on the board in one of the Triple Crown races named King N igger. No joke.

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there was QH named this i didnt see a TB

http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/nigger2

All from GTA San Andreas:

2nd Hand Sock
Accept the Length
Air Biscuit
Arthur or Martha
Axe Wound
Bankrupt Rage
Barkers Eggs
Barnton Bellbanger
Beanflicker
Beef Bandito
Biffin's Bridge
Billy Sastard
Bishop Basher
Bloated Bag
Bolt Shooter
Bronson
Bronx Cheer
Brown Eyed Girl
Buckmelad
Bush Bandit
Camel's Toe
Cauliflower Arse
Cheesy Chode
Cheesy Hornblower
Chocolate Channel
Chocolate Starfish
Chunder Munchkin
Chutney Bunker
Clown's Pocket
Cocoa Shunter
Collar & Cuffs
Crack Horse
Cryptochid
Cunning Lingus
Dead Lemon
Dead Wipe
Diddy Ride
Dildonut & Burdock
Dong Johnson
Dr. Boogie
Duck My Sick
Dundee Ned
Facial Lancer
Fairy Hammock
Falkirk Boy
Filshie's Filly
Filshie's Filly
Fingers and Tops
Five Finger Splay
Flange Spanner
Flaps Ahoy
Flaps Ahoy
Funbags
Gary's Gelding
Gentlmens Relish
Ginger Witch
Gypsy's Cat
Hairy Dyke
Handy Shandy
Hardly Flanged
Haway the Lads
Henrik's Jaw
Holy Colon
Hot Pants
Jackson's Lad
Jaques Yerlot
Jocks Away
Juice Trigger
Kelly's Boy
Kinnear's Demise
Knob Polisher
Knuckle Shuffle
Kohl Bunker
Les Long
Little Bishop
Lolly's Fern
Loose Pink
Lord Lucan
Love Burglar
Love Torpedo
Love Truncheon
Lush Gush
Mackem Delight
Mary Hinge
McTagnut & Fries
Melencholy Thatch
Monkey Puss
Monkey's Thumb
Mouse's Ear
Mr Winky
Neigh Bother
Neutered Nik
Ochayethenoo
One Eyed Warrior
Panhandle
Pearl's Necklace
Pearly Droplets
Pebbledash
Peking Twister
Piddle in Perspex
Pillow Biter
Priapism Willie
Purple Love
Reef's Folly
Reeves' Revenge
Ring of Fire
Rocinante
Run Away Jay
Saddam's Madam
Sarwar's Spray
Schlong Odds
Scotland Nil
Shatner's Bassoon
Shoot Me
Silvery Tear
Skittery Trots
Slap & Tickle
Smellyama
Spam Javelin
Spicy Mushroom
Split Kipper
Stained Rigid
Stool Pigeon
Tagnut
Tester Turd
That's Bollocks
The Angry Captain
Tight Brown
Tummy Squeaker
Tunky Packer
Tunnel Tester
Turbot Tornado
Up The Dumper
Uphill Gardner
Venereal Dodger
Vineger Stroke
Watery Passage
Weasel Burglar
Wee Crunchie
Wet Cabbage
Wet Circle
Wizard's Sleeve
Yoghurt Cannon

haha duck my sick

Lock Up Your Daughter...

Loved when Trevor had to say it... it usually trailed...

Worst horse I've ever bet on...

Mubhedj...

Can someone please find me a form chart for Mubhedj... damn this horse was bad with a stupid name.

great names indeed.

ramonscottsports said:

Lock Up Your Daughter...

Loved when Trevor had to say it... it usually trailed...

Worst horse I've ever bet on...

Mubhedj...

Can someone please find me a form chart for Mubhedj... damn this horse was bad with a stupid name.

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mubhedj wasnt that a while back....terry lipham used to ride? ill try and find it

PIE-O-my