My sister threw a little family get together last weekend and it gave me a chance to see some relatives I haven't seen in years. A couple of my first cousins have hit it big financially and man do they like to play the part. Needless, to say it made for a long afternoon...these people bore me to tears.
Am I jealous? Maybe a bit.
My cousin Tony threw a little jab at my direction.."how's the gambling going?".
I used to beat the shit out of this idiot and now he gives me that stupid smirk gloating about his Cadillac Escalade and fancy house while his wife with the fake boobs and fake smile brings him a glass of wine. Pisses me off...who does this asshole think he is judging me and my way of life?
So I took my beer and myself to the TV to watch the US Open. Tony's fat kid had his grip on the remote control and wasn't giving it up to anyone. I used to like "Family Guy".
Why do we get no respect? In my family it comes down to how much money do you have. I looked over to my wife and told her we're leaving. We said our goodbyes...wished my father a happy Father's Day and left. On the way home I picked up a gram of coke and a bottle of Vodka.
My wife and I shared the coke and Vodka and life was good again. I was in my fortress of solitude with my favorite person. Lakers-Celtics came on and LA has a big lead...idiot Tony wishes he was me. But wait, Paul Pierce drains a three with 4 seconds left in the first half to pull within 3 points....I got Lakers -4 first half. Shit!!!!
I don't know who pissed me off more my cousin Tony or Paul Pierce.
hno:
Am I jealous? Maybe a bit.
My cousin Tony threw a little jab at my direction.."how's the gambling going?".
I used to beat the shit out of this idiot and now he gives me that stupid smirk gloating about his Cadillac Escalade and fancy house while his wife with the fake boobs and fake smile brings him a glass of wine. Pisses me off...who does this asshole think he is judging me and my way of life?
So I took my beer and myself to the TV to watch the US Open. Tony's fat kid had his grip on the remote control and wasn't giving it up to anyone. I used to like "Family Guy".
Why do we get no respect? In my family it comes down to how much money do you have. I looked over to my wife and told her we're leaving. We said our goodbyes...wished my father a happy Father's Day and left. On the way home I picked up a gram of coke and a bottle of Vodka.
My wife and I shared the coke and Vodka and life was good again. I was in my fortress of solitude with my favorite person. Lakers-Celtics came on and LA has a big lead...idiot Tony wishes he was me. But wait, Paul Pierce drains a three with 4 seconds left in the first half to pull within 3 points....I got Lakers -4 first half. Shit!!!!
I don't know who pissed me off more my cousin Tony or Paul Pierce.
hno:
