(beantownjims Citizen Test)

BEANTOWNJIM · Jul 2, 2008

BOYS THIS FRIDAY AS YOU KNOW IS THE 4TH OF JULY A DAY IN WICH WE WELCOME MANY NEW CITIZENS INTO OUR COUNTRY.THE U.S. GOVERNMENT GIVES A WRITTEN TEST IN WICH YOU HAVE TO PASS TO BECOME A CITIZEN.SO FELLAS I HAVE WRITTEN MY OWN TEST FOR ALL NEW CITIZENS TO PASS.IF YOU CAN PASS MY TEST WELCOME TO AMERICA.GOOD LUCK WITH THE TEST

WHO WROTE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
A GEORGE WASHINGTON
B THOMAS JEFFERSON
C JAMES MADISON
D JOHN HANCOCK

IF TWO GUYS ONE NAMED (JAUN THE OTHER PEDRO) HOW WOULD YOU SAY HI TO THEM
A HELLO YOUNG MEN
B COMMO SAY YAMMA
C JER MY PEL JAUN AND PEDRO
D YAYAYAYAYA THATS CHINESE FOR SAYING HI

WE ELECT U.S. SENATORS FOR HOW MANY YEARS
A 2
B 4
C 6
D 8

IF FOUR COLORED KIDS WERE WALKING TOWARDS YOU ON THE SIDEWALK WEARING ALLAN IVERSON SHIRTS WOULD YOU
A ASK THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE WAY TO THE LIBRARY
B HOLD ONTO YOUR WALLET AND RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET
C DIAL 911 IMMIDIATLY
D STAND THERE AND BE A LIBERAL AND GET ROBBED

WICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT ONE OF THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT
A FEDERAL
B JUDICIAL
C EXECUTIVE
D LEGISLATIVE

IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE A DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY HOWEVER BEANTOWNJIM HAS TO ASK.IF PAM ANDERSON WAS LYING IN BED NAKED WOULD YOU
A ASK HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE SOME CLOTHING
B GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND PALY WITH YOUR MAGIC JOHNSON
C ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY YOUNGER BROTHERS
D PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND JUMP INTO THE SACK WITH HER

WICH ONE OF THESE STATES WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL STATE
A NEW HAMPSHIRE
B NEW YORK
C DELEWARE
D MAINE

BEANTOWNJIM HAS A NEIGHBOR HIS NAME IS (YURI) WHAT COUNTRY WAS YURI ORIGINALLY FROM
A FRANCE
B CHINA
C RUSSIA
D CANADA

WHEN YOU FIRST STEP INTO STARBUCKS WHAT SURPRISES YOU THE MOST
A $5.00 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
B MAN THE MUSIC IS LOUD IN THIS PLACE
C WHY IS THAT GUY READING THE N.Y. TIMES NOBODY NORMAL READS THAT PAPER
D I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LESBIAN BREAST FEED IN PUBLIC BEFORE

BOYS THIS CONCLUDES THE BEANTOWNJIM CITIZEN TEST IF YOU ANSWER 80% CORRECT YOU WILL BE ELIDGIBLE TO BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN I WILL CONFIRM THE ANSWERS LATER ON TODAY.

BEANTOWNJIM · Jul 2, 2008

BOYS FEEL FREE TO ASK YOUR OWN CITIZEN QUESTIONS I AM OPEN TO NEW IDEAS.I WANT TO SUBMIT THESE QUESTIONS TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT MAYBE THEY WILL USE MY TEST IN THE FUTURE.I HAVE SOME MORE QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE ANSWERED BUT RIGHT NOW MY LOVELY WIFE IS YELLING AT ME TO GIVE HER A RIDE TO WORK.

ADIOS BOYS THATS SPANISH FOR I HAVE TO RUN:howdy:

ParanoidAndroid · Jul 2, 2008

BEANTOWNJIM said:
BOYS FEEL FREE TO ASK YOUR OWN CITIZEN QUESTIONS I AM OPEN TO NEW IDEAS.I WANT TO SUBMIT THESE QUESTIONS TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT MAYBE THEY WILL USE MY TEST IN THE FUTURE.I HAVE SOME MORE QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE ANSWERED BUT RIGHT NOW MY LOVELY WIFE IS YELLING AT ME TO GIVE HER A RIDE TO WORK.

When you're done with that, come home, pull up your skirt and go get your d!ck from the freezer. Damn, man, run your house!

gtc08 · Jul 2, 2008

you need boots to listen to this guy

BenLaw47 · Jul 2, 2008

BEANTOWNJIM said:
BOYS THIS FRIDAY AS YOU KNOW IS THE 4TH OF JULY A DAY IN WICH WE WELCOME MANY NEW CITIZENS INTO OUR COUNTRY.THE U.S. GOVERNMENT GIVES A WRITTEN TEST IN WICH YOU HAVE TO PASS TO BECOME A CITIZEN.SO FELLAS I HAVE WRITTEN MY OWN TEST FOR ALL NEW CITIZENS TO PASS.IF YOU CAN PASS MY TEST WELCOME TO AMERICA.GOOD LUCK WITH THE TEST

WHO WROTE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
A GEORGE WASHINGTON
B THOMAS JEFFERSON
C JAMES MADISON
D JOHN HANCOCK

IF TWO GUYS ONE NAMED (JAUN THE OTHER PEDRO) HOW WOULD YOU SAY HI TO THEM
A HELLO YOUNG MEN
B COMMO SAY YAMMA
C JER MY PEL JAUN AND PEDRO
D YAYAYAYAYA THATS CHINESE FOR SAYING HI

WE ELECT U.S. SENATORS FOR HOW MANY YEARS
A 2
B 4
C 6
D 8

IF FOUR COLORED KIDS WERE WALKING TOWARDS YOU ON THE SIDEWALK WEARING ALLAN IVERSON SHIRTS WOULD YOU
A ASK THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE WAY TO THE LIBRARY
B HOLD ONTO YOUR WALLET AND RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET
C DIAL 911 IMMIDIATLY
D STAND THERE AND BE A LIBERAL AND GET ROBBED

WICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT ONE OF THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT
A FEDERAL
B JUDICIAL
C EXECUTIVE
D LEGISLATIVE

IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE A DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY HOWEVER BEANTOWNJIM HAS TO ASK.IF PAM ANDERSON WAS LYING IN BED NAKED WOULD YOU
A ASK HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE SOME CLOTHING
B GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND PALY WITH YOUR MAGIC JOHNSON
C ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY YOUNGER BROTHERS
D PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND JUMP INTO THE SACK WITH HER

WICH ONE OF THESE STATES WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL STATE
A NEW HAMPSHIRE
B NEW YORK
C DELEWARE
D MAINE

BEANTOWNJIM HAS A NEIGHBOR HIS NAME IS (YURI) WHAT COUNTRY WAS YURI ORIGINALLY FROM
A FRANCE
B CHINA
C RUSSIA
D CANADA

WHEN YOU FIRST STEP INTO STARBUCKS WHAT SURPRISES YOU THE MOST
A $5.00 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
B MAN THE MUSIC IS LOUD IN THIS PLACE
C WHY IS THAT GUY READING THE N.Y. TIMES NOBODY NORMAL READS THAT PAPER
D I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LESBIAN BREAST FEED IN PUBLIC BEFORE

BOYS THIS CONCLUDES THE BEANTOWNJIM CITIZEN TEST IF YOU ANSWER 80% CORRECT YOU WILL BE ELIDGIBLE TO BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN I WILL CONFIRM THE ANSWERS LATER ON TODAY.

I don't know what's worse, BTJ winning the award for being the biggest deadbeat, low-life, scumbag, white-trash loser, or me for actually reading his threads. By the way, honkey, if you're going to make a citizen's test, you might want to exhibit a higher level of grammar than a 2nd-grader on PCP. We certainly wouldn't want the candidate to correct his/her own exam.

Enfuego · Jul 2, 2008

BenLaw47 said:
I don't know what's worse, BTJ winning the award for being the biggest deadbeat, low-life, scumbag, white-trash loser, or me for actually reading his threads. By the way, honkey, if you're going to make a citizen's test, you might want to exhibit a higher level of grammar than a 2nd-grader on PCP. We certainly wouldn't want the candidate to correct his/her own exam.

Jim seems to be pretty white trash like but he does make me laugh.

ProPokerPlayer · Jul 2, 2008

I went out to the local mall and conducted the poll so as to get the various views be they Communist or Conservative. Surprisingly few people chose any of your answeres but here are the results..and remember this poll is more scentific then anything CBS or or any left coast newspaper ever ran..

WHO WROTE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
A GEORGE WASHINGTON
B THOMAS JEFFERSON (conservatives)
C JAMES MADISON
D JOHN HANCOCK
E Karl Marx.....i also had 1 vote each for L.Ron Hubbard and Rev Wright

IF TWO GUYS ONE NAMED (JAUN THE OTHER PEDRO) HOW WOULD YOU SAY HI TO THEM
A HELLO YOUNG MEN (conservatives)
B COMMO SAY YAMMA
C JER MY PEL JAUN AND PEDRO
D YAYAYAYAYA THATS CHINESE FOR SAYING HI
E Would like free health care??????

WE ELECT U.S. SENATORS FOR HOW MANY YEARS
A 2
B 4
C 6 (conservatives)
D 8
E For Life...and we dont care what they do ..see William Jefferson

IF FOUR COLORED KIDS WERE WALKING TOWARDS YOU ON THE SIDEWALK WEARING ALLAN IVERSON SHIRTS WOULD YOU
A ASK THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE WAY TO THE LIBRARY
B HOLD ONTO YOUR WALLET AND RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET
C DIAL 911 IMMIDIATLY
D STAND THERE AND BE A LIBERAL AND GET ROBBED
Everyone answered DUHHHHH to this 1 so i guess its self explanatory

WICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT ONE OF THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT
A FEDERAL (conservatives)
B JUDICIAL
C EXECUTIVE
D LEGISLATIVE
E Everyone knows there is only 1 branch....The branch of Hope

IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE A DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY HOWEVER BEANTOWNJIM HAS TO ASK.IF PAM ANDERSON WAS LYING IN BED NAKED WOULD YOU
A ASK HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE SOME CLOTHING
B GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND PALY WITH YOUR MAGIC JOHNSON
C ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY YOUNGER BROTHERS
D PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND JUMP INTO THE SACK WITH HER (conservatives)
E Point her to the local Govt health care center where she can get free methadone, needles,condoms and abortions..You know..everything a real American woman needs.

WICH ONE OF THESE STATES WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL STATE
A NEW HAMPSHIRE
B NEW YORK
C DELEWARE
D MAINE (conservatives)
E We hate states...It takes a Village

BEANTOWNJIM HAS A NEIGHBOR HIS NAME IS (YURI) WHAT COUNTRY WAS YURI ORIGINALLY FROM
A FRANCE
B CHINA
C RUSSIA (conservatives)
D CANADA
E It makes no differance he is welcome here, but would he like free health care and a $18.00 min wage?

WHEN YOU FIRST STEP INTO STARBUCKS WHAT SURPRISES YOU THE MOST
A $5.00 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
B MAN THE MUSIC IS LOUD IN THIS PLACE
C WHY IS THAT GUY READING THE N.Y. TIMES NOBODY NORMAL READS THAT PAPER (conservatives)
D I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LESBIAN BREAST FEED IN PUBLIC BEFORE .Who knew they had breasts??????

BOYS THIS CONCLUDES THE BEANTOWNJIM CITIZEN TEST IF YOU ANSWER 80% CORRECT YOU WILL BE ELIDGIBLE TO BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN I WILL CONFIRM THE ANSWERS LATER ON TODAY. [/quote]

BEANTOWNJIM · Jul 2, 2008

BE NICE DESETHI OR I WONT GIVE YOU ANYMORE WINNERS TO GIVE YOUR CUSTOMERS.HEY DESETHI HOW COME YOUR NOT ACROSS THE STREET LOOKING FOR A JOB EVEYBODY ELSE IS TRYING TO ROB THAT DUMB F-CK SHRINK.I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE LAY OFFS COME OUT THEN WE WILL HAVE SOME FUN.DONT WORRY THE SHRINK ISNT AS DUMB AS HE APPEARS THE PINK SLIPS WILL BE COMING AS SOON AS FOOTBALL STARTS THEN WE WILL GET THE DIRT.:missingte