Was sitting there minding my own business when a large reptile crawls up the stairs and lays there looking at me...it was teh biggest lizard I have ever seen...never seen anything like it...
so im watching this thing with horror and all of a sudden it stands up on its hind legs...spreads some fd up looking armor behind its head and starts running down the porch,,,,so im watching this thing run like a champ and it gets to the end of the porch...hits its shoulder on the corener of teh brick and falls off into never nver land...went to check on it with fly swatter in hand and its gone
so im watching this thing with horror and all of a sudden it stands up on its hind legs...spreads some fd up looking armor behind its head and starts running down the porch,,,,so im watching this thing run like a champ and it gets to the end of the porch...hits its shoulder on the corener of teh brick and falls off into never nver land...went to check on it with fly swatter in hand and its gone
