Anyone else have awesome neighbor stories?

JakeT. · Aug 24, 2008

Mine just brought me over two large sausages, BBQ chicken, and some steaks. Also invited me over for beer. I have never been happier.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Aug 24, 2008

You mean more happier than that night at Chipp n Dales in Las Vegas?

JakeT. · Aug 24, 2008

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:
You mean more happier than that night at Chipp n Dales in Las Vegas?

Jake: 1 plate of BBQ
Viejo: plate-less

stolidog · Aug 24, 2008

I have awesome neighbors. Always grillin and having deck and pool parties. My neighbor two doors down was a Navy Seal and apparently was involved in some intense recovery ops - nicest guy in the world but he just has that look he is one bad MFer.

Wynn · Aug 24, 2008

Does a hot MILF across the street who leaves her blinds open a lot at night count?

:massage:

Betallsports · Aug 24, 2008

Jake T. said:
Mine just brought me over two large sausages, BBQ chicken, and some steaks. Also invited me over for beer. I have never been happier.

Happier then The Olive Garden ? %^_

JakeT. · Aug 24, 2008

Betallsports said:
Happier then The Olive Garden ? %^_

That's too tough of a call to make.

GreenDoberman · Aug 24, 2008

Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.

hno:

Betallsports · Aug 24, 2008

Jake T. said:
That's too tough of a call to make.

Thought so

hno:

FuriousDrew · Aug 24, 2008

Jesus where do I find neighbours like these? My current neighbours are an asian couple that are absolutely scared shitless of my Great Dane, never seem go out, are in bed by 9:30 and come knocking on our door when we have the stereo above 3.

ThePhatMan · Aug 24, 2008

My neighboors are not awesome. They are always drinking/fighting and calling the cops on each other.

hno:

quantumleap · Aug 24, 2008

I've always had bad neighbors. Except for the time my neighbor let his teenage daughters come over to my apartment to clean it.

ThePhatMan · Aug 24, 2008

FuriousDrew said:
Jesus where do I find neighbours like these? My current neighbours are an asian couple that are absolutely scared shitless of my Great Dane, never seem go out, are in bed by 9:30 and come knocking on our door when we have the stereo above 3.

Have you tried playing some Asian music?

ThePhatMan · Aug 24, 2008

quantumleap said:
I've always had bad neighbors. Except for the time my neighbor let his teenage daughters come over to my apartment to clean it.

:wink:

JakeT. · Aug 24, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

:nosepicki

Dante · Aug 24, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

jake is not gay... one of the hotties girls he had was rubbing all over him at the club.... unless she was doing it to fake people out im saying the odds are

Jake is not gay -1400

C.P. · Aug 24, 2008

lets be honest, there is NO Utopia.

Each n'hood has it's sh*t, plain and simple.

I hate this fvck gossip whore across the street.

hno:

I just stand down.

ThePhatMan · Aug 24, 2008

Dante said:
jake is not gay... one of the hotties girls he had was rubbing all over him at the club.... unless she was doing it to fake people out im saying the odds are

Jake is not gay -1400

Maybee, she was his extremely hot cousin.....just doing him a favor...thus making him appear...not gay?:think2:

Seymour · Aug 24, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

What? Your neighbor never brings over his sausage?