A lady in Tallahassee calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What is Bobby Bowden¢s biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bai l money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee ?
A: A huddle...
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Q: Four Seminole players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police...
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Q: Why can't most of the Seminole players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Seminole team has adopted a new Honor System.
"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
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The Seminoles are expecting another 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Seminoles spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
___________________________________________________
Q: What is Bobby Bowden¢s biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bai l money as a recruiting violation?
_____________________________________________________
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee ?
A: A huddle...
_____________________________________________________
Q: Four Seminole players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police...
_____________________________________________________
Q: Why can't most of the Seminole players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
_____________________________________________ _______
The Seminole team has adopted a new Honor System.
"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
_____________________________________________________
The Seminoles are expecting another 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
____________________________________________________
Q: How will the Seminoles spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
