BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY TELLING THE MEMBERS HERE AT THE RX BEANTOWNJIM IS A HAPPILY MARRIED HETEROSEXUEL MALE.NOW THAT BEING SAID LAST WEEK I HAD A CASE OD ATHLETES FEET SO MY LOVELY WIFE SAID IT WAS FROM WALKING AROUND THE Y.M.C.A WITHOUT BEACH SHOES ON AND GETTING CHAPPED FEET FROM THE STEAM ROOM.I SAID O.K. DEAR AND SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF (CROCS) BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU THESE CROCS ARE F-G MAGNETS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY REALLY TESTED MY MANHOOD.:WTF:
FIRST OFF I WALKED INTO THE HOME DEPOT THIS MORNING NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT WEARING FLIP FLOPS I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY SO BOYS OBVIOUSLY THIS WAS MY FIRST PAIR OF CROCS.I FELT WEIRD RIGHT FROM THE START I DIDNT HAVE ON SOCKS ANYWAY I AM IN THE HOME DEPOT IN THE LUMBER SECTION PICKING UP 4 10 FOOT 4X6'S SURE THEY ARE A LITTLE HEAVY.THE NEXT THING I KNEW I HAD A GUY OVER THERE ASKING ME IF I NEEDED ANY HELP I THOUGHT WHAT THE F-CK I HAVE BEEN COMING TO HOME DEPOT FOR 15 YEARS AND NEVER ONCE HAS ANYBODY OFFERED TO HELP ME.I THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE GUY AGAIN AND GOT MY ANSWER HE HAD ON A PAIR OF CROCS ALSO OBVIOUSLY A F-G.I SAID LISTEN PAL I AM ALL SET THANK YOU I WAS INCHES AWAY FROM TAKING A SWING AT THE F-CKING GUY.THIS HAPPENED AT 8.30 THIS MORNING.
ROUND 2 NEXT STOP I WENT TO THE YMCA AGAIN WEARING MY CROCS THEY ARE GREAT SHOES YOU CAN WEAR THEN ANYWHERE I NEVER TOOK THEM OFF THE WHOLE TIME I WAS AT THE Y.O.K. HERES THE NEGATIVE PART AGAIN IN MY 25 YEARS AS A YMCA MEMBER I THINK MAYBE ONCE SOMEBODY HAS OFFERED TO SPOT ME WHILE I BENCH PRESS.TODAY I HAD TWO 45 AND A 25 ON THE BAR THATS 185 BENCH PRESS PRETTY GOOD FOR A GUY MY AGE.THE NEXT THING I KNEW A GUY COMES UP TO ME HE LOOKED LIKE A STRAIGHT GUY BUT I COULDNT BE CERTAIN HE ASKED ME IF I NEEDED A SPOT WHY THE F-CK WOULD A TOTAL STRANGER ASK ME IF I NEEDED A SPOT I HAVE NEVER SPOTTED ANYBODY IN MY LIFE UNLESS THEY ASKED.WHAT THE F-CK DID THE GUY WANT ME TO LOOK UP HIS SHORTS I REALLY THINK THE (CROCS) GIVE F-GS AN OPEN INVITATION TO TALK TO YOU.BOYS IT DOESNT END THERE AFTER THE WEIGHT ROOM AT THE BRIGHTON YMCA WILHEIM YOU MUST KNOW THE BRIGHTON YMCA I WENT FOR A SWIN AT THE END OF THE POOL THEY HAVE A WHIRLPOOL COED ABOUT 10 FEET CIRCULAR THAT SEATS 6 PEOPLE COMFORTABLY.BOYS I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS REALLY F-CKED UP IT HAS TO BE THE CROCS I AM SITTING IN THE WHIRLPOOL ALL BY MYSELF I FELT GREAT THEN I SEE THIS GUY COMING TOWARDS ME AND YOU GUESSED IT HE HAS ON ONE OF THOSE SWIMMERS BATHING SUITS YOU KNOW THE F-CKING BIKINI ONES THE F-GS WEAR I SAID OH F-CK HERE WE GO I AM GOING TO COLD COCK THIS F-CKING GUY.BOYS I KID YOU NOT I AM SITTING ON THE FAR SIDE THIS GUY HAD 5 SEATS TO CHOOSE FROM WHERE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR AWAY FROM ME AND YOU GUESSED IT HE SITS DOWN IN THE SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME HERE WE ARE TWO GUYS IN A WHIRLPOOL SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER I SAT THERE FOR ABOUT 25 SECONDS THEN I THOUGHT WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEBODY FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SEES ME SITTING IN A WHIRLPOOL WITH A F-G RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
hno: BOYS I SOMEWHAT LOST IT I JUST CALMY SAT UP AND STEARED AT THE GUY AND SAID HEY LISTEN PAL I AM NOT A F-G AND WALKED AWAY THE GUY LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD TWO HEADS HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE F-CK TO SAY.BOYS I LEFT THE YMCA AS FAST AS I COULD SO THE GUY WOULDNT REPORT ME.BOYS I TOLD MY WIFE WHAT HAPPENED AND SHE JUST SAID IT WAS A COINCIDENCE I TOLD HER IT WAS THE CROCS.
I WOULD RATHER SUFFER THROUGH ATHLETES FEET THAN EVER WEAR A PAIR OF CROCS AGAIN CROCS ARE FOR F-GS END OF STORY BOYS YOU WILL NEVER SEE BEANTOWNJIM IN A PAIR OF CROCS AGAIN :nuts:
NOW I KNOW WHY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS A SIGN RIGHT ON THE WALL WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB
ABOSOLUTLY NO TANK TOPS OR SANDELS (I'LL DRINK TO THAT JOHNNY):toast:
FIRST OFF I WALKED INTO THE HOME DEPOT THIS MORNING NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT WEARING FLIP FLOPS I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY SO BOYS OBVIOUSLY THIS WAS MY FIRST PAIR OF CROCS.I FELT WEIRD RIGHT FROM THE START I DIDNT HAVE ON SOCKS ANYWAY I AM IN THE HOME DEPOT IN THE LUMBER SECTION PICKING UP 4 10 FOOT 4X6'S SURE THEY ARE A LITTLE HEAVY.THE NEXT THING I KNEW I HAD A GUY OVER THERE ASKING ME IF I NEEDED ANY HELP I THOUGHT WHAT THE F-CK I HAVE BEEN COMING TO HOME DEPOT FOR 15 YEARS AND NEVER ONCE HAS ANYBODY OFFERED TO HELP ME.I THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE GUY AGAIN AND GOT MY ANSWER HE HAD ON A PAIR OF CROCS ALSO OBVIOUSLY A F-G.I SAID LISTEN PAL I AM ALL SET THANK YOU I WAS INCHES AWAY FROM TAKING A SWING AT THE F-CKING GUY.THIS HAPPENED AT 8.30 THIS MORNING.
ROUND 2 NEXT STOP I WENT TO THE YMCA AGAIN WEARING MY CROCS THEY ARE GREAT SHOES YOU CAN WEAR THEN ANYWHERE I NEVER TOOK THEM OFF THE WHOLE TIME I WAS AT THE Y.O.K. HERES THE NEGATIVE PART AGAIN IN MY 25 YEARS AS A YMCA MEMBER I THINK MAYBE ONCE SOMEBODY HAS OFFERED TO SPOT ME WHILE I BENCH PRESS.TODAY I HAD TWO 45 AND A 25 ON THE BAR THATS 185 BENCH PRESS PRETTY GOOD FOR A GUY MY AGE.THE NEXT THING I KNEW A GUY COMES UP TO ME HE LOOKED LIKE A STRAIGHT GUY BUT I COULDNT BE CERTAIN HE ASKED ME IF I NEEDED A SPOT WHY THE F-CK WOULD A TOTAL STRANGER ASK ME IF I NEEDED A SPOT I HAVE NEVER SPOTTED ANYBODY IN MY LIFE UNLESS THEY ASKED.WHAT THE F-CK DID THE GUY WANT ME TO LOOK UP HIS SHORTS I REALLY THINK THE (CROCS) GIVE F-GS AN OPEN INVITATION TO TALK TO YOU.BOYS IT DOESNT END THERE AFTER THE WEIGHT ROOM AT THE BRIGHTON YMCA WILHEIM YOU MUST KNOW THE BRIGHTON YMCA I WENT FOR A SWIN AT THE END OF THE POOL THEY HAVE A WHIRLPOOL COED ABOUT 10 FEET CIRCULAR THAT SEATS 6 PEOPLE COMFORTABLY.BOYS I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS REALLY F-CKED UP IT HAS TO BE THE CROCS I AM SITTING IN THE WHIRLPOOL ALL BY MYSELF I FELT GREAT THEN I SEE THIS GUY COMING TOWARDS ME AND YOU GUESSED IT HE HAS ON ONE OF THOSE SWIMMERS BATHING SUITS YOU KNOW THE F-CKING BIKINI ONES THE F-GS WEAR I SAID OH F-CK HERE WE GO I AM GOING TO COLD COCK THIS F-CKING GUY.BOYS I KID YOU NOT I AM SITTING ON THE FAR SIDE THIS GUY HAD 5 SEATS TO CHOOSE FROM WHERE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR AWAY FROM ME AND YOU GUESSED IT HE SITS DOWN IN THE SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME HERE WE ARE TWO GUYS IN A WHIRLPOOL SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER I SAT THERE FOR ABOUT 25 SECONDS THEN I THOUGHT WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEBODY FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SEES ME SITTING IN A WHIRLPOOL WITH A F-G RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
hno: BOYS I SOMEWHAT LOST IT I JUST CALMY SAT UP AND STEARED AT THE GUY AND SAID HEY LISTEN PAL I AM NOT A F-G AND WALKED AWAY THE GUY LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD TWO HEADS HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE F-CK TO SAY.BOYS I LEFT THE YMCA AS FAST AS I COULD SO THE GUY WOULDNT REPORT ME.BOYS I TOLD MY WIFE WHAT HAPPENED AND SHE JUST SAID IT WAS A COINCIDENCE I TOLD HER IT WAS THE CROCS.I WOULD RATHER SUFFER THROUGH ATHLETES FEET THAN EVER WEAR A PAIR OF CROCS AGAIN CROCS ARE FOR F-GS END OF STORY BOYS YOU WILL NEVER SEE BEANTOWNJIM IN A PAIR OF CROCS AGAIN :nuts:
NOW I KNOW WHY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS A SIGN RIGHT ON THE WALL WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB
ABOSOLUTLY NO TANK TOPS OR SANDELS (I'LL DRINK TO THAT JOHNNY):toast:
