I should just go tout

GreenDoberman · Oct 21, 2008

Good god, there is an abundance of idiots on here. They could not even spell handicapping if you gave them the handy and the cap. Seriously, people are this fucking stupid and actually pay people with GEDs to guide them on their way to losing bankrolls.

Don't worry if you get lots of hits, all is well. Down a couple hundred units, it's all printed at the mint of Newlywed monopoly money anyway.

Please, stop...think....read.

End of story.

Illini · Oct 21, 2008

Hey, now. That may be true, but at least I can spell Bud wise er.

Those damn frogs come in handy 10 years after the fact.

GreenDoberman · Oct 21, 2008

If you ever got here when I wasn't on one of my sober binges, I'd take you to the neighborhood bar Illini where a twenty dollar bill and a handshake would be enough to empty a keg of Stella Artois down your throat and rape your cornpone ass over the pool table.

I take back the last part buddy, just wanted to find a way to work cornpone into the conversation.

Illini · Oct 21, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
If you ever got here when I wasn't on one of my sober binges, I'd take you to the neighborhood bar Illini where a twenty dollar bill and a handshake would be enough to empty a keg of Stella Artois down your throat and rape your cornpone ass over the pool table.

I take back the last part buddy, just wanted to find a way to work cornpone into the conversation.

Next time I'm in town, we're gonna bet on those 7am soccer matches and watch them at the neighborhood soccer bar.

No last call in Vegas. What a concept. What a country.

arty:

tatehill2000 · Oct 21, 2008

lol GD, your funny,

the only problem is if you go down to the basement you cant ever come out. well,,, unless you do like Ace and rod??

lol

tater

GreenDoberman · Oct 21, 2008

Tater,
I can't afford a basement like those ballas.

I will need a bodyguard though as I carry around my briefcases of cash. You up for it?

JudgeWapner · Oct 21, 2008

GD, let me know your 800 #. I have my credit card ready. But I want your million star Monday Night parlay for free.

BEANTOWNJIM · Oct 21, 2008

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE TIME I POSTED A WINNER AT ANOTHER FORUM AND WITHIN 10 MINUTES OF THE GAME ENDING I HAD 3 PRIVATE MESSAGES GUYS ASKING ME FOR MY PLAYS :missingte I WROTE BACK GET LOST DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT A DEADBEAT LOSER LIKE YOURSELF ON THE SAME SIDE AS ME AND JINXING MY PLAYS.

BOYS I ALWAYS SAY IF YOU GO TO A TOUT TO WIN YOU HAVE TO BE DESPERATE DONT YOU THINK IF THE TOUT WAS REALLY THAT GOOD HE COULD MAKE A LIVING ON HIS OWN WITHOUT SHARING HIS WEALTH WITH A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES.THINK ABOUT IT :think2:

YOU GUYS KEEP PAYING FOR TOUTS WHILE I KEEP COLLECTING 3 STRAIGHT WEEKS FOR BEANTOWNJIM

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN I WIN

RacerX · Oct 21, 2008

handycapping

I think that is right

Fuck

GreenDoberman · Oct 21, 2008

Judgey,
I'll give you any idiot side you ask when you have 100 chicas next to you balla.
Trust me, I divert to my superiors and you are one sir.

BTJ,
Go fuck yourself and I wish for the day a crane tragedy in Boston accident hits the newswire.

quinnsft34 · Oct 21, 2008

My bowling team was called the Handicrappers one year but that was because we weren't very good and if you know team bowling you are awarded a handicap of pins to make it fair.

royboy_3831 · Oct 21, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
BTJ,
Go fuck yourself and I wish for the day a crane tragedy in Boston accident hits the newswire.

a+

steaktartar · Oct 21, 2008

BTJ,
Go fuck yourself and I wish for the day a crane tragedy in Boston accident hits the newswire.

i just wet myself........might have been mother nature could've been this post..........i dont know.......but i am wet

TTinCO · Oct 21, 2008

Anyone want to set a O/U on the # of posts that Doberman is going to want deleted in the morning?

:nohead:

steaktartar · Oct 21, 2008

TTinCO said:
Anyone want to set a O/U on the # of posts that Doberman is going to want deleted in the morning?

:nohead:

crane was funny shit

TheWolf · Oct 21, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
If you ever got here when I wasn't on one of my sober binges, I'd take you to the neighborhood bar Illini where a twenty dollar bill and a handshake would be enough to empty a keg of Stella Artois down your throat and rape your cornpone ass over the pool table.

I take back the last part buddy, just wanted to find a way to work cornpone into the conversation.

Stella......now that is some good ass shit.:toast:

steaktartar · Oct 21, 2008

The Wolf said:
Stella......now that is some good ass shit.:toast:

drank stella artois every day for 5 years..........sierra nevada pale ale blows it away

texansfan · Oct 22, 2008

Illini said:
Hey, now. That may be true, but at least I can spell Bud wise er.

Those damn frogs come in handy 10 years after the fact.

It's actually Budweiser. :drink:

Illini · Oct 22, 2008

texansfan said:
It's actually Budweiser. :drink:

Prove it. %^_

Heatohio has my back on this one.

Gravy · Oct 22, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Tater,
I can't afford a basement like those ballas.

I will need a bodyguard though as I carry around my briefcases of cash. You up for it?

Doberman,Im up for that Bodyguard job if its still open ?

I should just go tout

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