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I GRIN WHEN I WIN
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boys after wednesdays loss on the over in the tampa philly game i will never tout again.i had 5 guys at the irish social club on the same side as me you might say i had a mini following.it started out great the phillies got 2 runs in the first inning guys were buying me drinks and whooping it up sayiong we got a lock beantownjim your the greatest.i have to admit i was enjoying the attention boys there were runners on base everywhere the first 3 innings i kept telling the guys dont sweat it fellas sooner or later one of these teams is going to blow this game wide open.boys my night was starting to change and the atmosphere at the irish social club was changing oh around the top of the 5th inning to many stranded base runners and johnny knockdown says he beantownjim this isnt looking like a lock anymore i said dont sweat it boys theres a lot of baseball to be played.

boys i was fearing for my life around the top of the 6th inning i snuck in a call to my lovely wife asking her to call me and tell me to come home i could feel the tension in the room a lot of guys were going to lose money on my play.i told the guys i have to go home my wife is pissed and wants me home the guys said listen beantown your not going anywhere until this game is over you f-cking big mouth.

boys i couldnt post yesterday i had to go to the hospital to make sure i didnt have any broken ribs thank god the xrays came back negative i had bruised ribs and a couple of charlie horses.man was i sore yesterday i couldnt even sit down to post the boys worked me over pretty good at the irish social club.fellas i will never tout again what would have happened if i gave this loser to a guy who lost his house he probably would have shot me.

boys here is the breakdown of the losses at the irish social club no wonder why i took a beating

johnny knockdown lost -770
mugsy (union laboror) lost 990 two alimony payments tough guy
phil the barber who is really a bartender lost 660
mickey works for the city lost a weeks pay 580 take home
oh and joe who works for ups lost 440
beantownjim i had 880 on the game.

boys at the end of the night the guys were taking turns thbrowning punches at me and calling me a no good rat bastard who is probably holding our bets and betting the other side.boys being a tout isnt all its cracked up to be if you have sore losers.

boys i took a lot of punches and a couple of charlie horses but i think the one that hurt me the most is the one that joes wife hit me with she comes running in saying you cost my husband a weeks pay you loud mouth jerk and kicks me right on the shin bone man my leg is still ringing.

fellas i will never tout again its not woth the beating i took on wednesday night the guys loved me in the forst inning and by the 6th inning i really feared for my life.this might not seem like a lot of money but to these guys who live week to week it is my lovely wife told me to keep my mouth shut in the future she said i have a habit of shooting off my mouth after a couple of beers.

its over boys i will never tout again.wait until desethi gives out some losers i'll bet there will be a waiting line to punch his lights out.being a tout is a tough business you cant come face to face with your customers.i have to go boys i have a heating pad on my ribs as i am typing.
 

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You have more stories than Walt Disney.
 

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The gambling life is a tough one. But i wouldnt change things unless I could go back to college and become a gynocollagist or a regular businessman.
 

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:lolBIG: man you crack me up!! don't know if it's all true or not but thanks for the laughs!!
 

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BOYS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME OVER THE YEARS REALIZES I DONT TELL STORIES IF I SAY SOMETHING IT REALLY HAPPENED I ONLY WRITE ABOUT MY DAILY ACTIVITIES.THE GUYS DIDNT COME UP AND JUST START PUNCHING ME THEY WERE DOING IT IN A FRIENDLY WAY BUT A FORCEFULL WAY.THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY DID HURT WAS THE KICK TO THE SHIN.

BOYS AFTER TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL MY LOVELY WIFE SAID I AM GETTING TO OLD TO BE GOING AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SHE HAS BANNED ME FROM THE CLUB.:ohno: HOW CAN I TELL THE GUYS MY LOVELY WIFE WONT LET ME GO TO THE CLUB ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU GUYS BEAT ME UP.I AM STAYING AWAY FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS UNTIL THE TENSION CALMS DOWN.I WAS WALKING MY DOG LAST NIGHT AND I DONT KNOW WHO IT WAS BUT SOMEBODY PASSES ME AND BEEPS THE ALL I CAN SEE IS THE MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT ME I GUESS HE HAD THE OVER ALSO.:shocked:


FOR NOW ON FELLAS IF I GIVE ANY PLAYS IN THE FORUM THEY ARE FOR FUN AND AMUSEMENT ONLY BECAUSE
(BEANTOWNJIM IKS NOT A TOUT) :finger:
 

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HEY OU812 YOUR JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO TALK TO I GOT BURRIED LAST NIGHT I MEAN REALLY A BAD HIT.I LOST HALF MY BANKROLL IN ONE NIGHT OU812 :shocked: I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW I DONT GIVE A F-CK IF RICHARDS COFFEE IS GETTING COLD THIS IS BEANTOWNJIM LISTEN OU812 I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE LINES ROOM AND A SNOOP AROUND I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE LAKERS TOTAL HAS DROPPED TO 204 1/2 IT LOOKS LIKE I AM ON THE WRONG SIDE OU812.NOW GET YOUR ARSE DOWN TO THE LINES AREA AND F-CK RICHARDS COFFEE THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.

I WANT TO KNOW WHATS UP WITH THE LAKERS TOTAL OU812 FIND OUT FROM THE BOYS IN THE LINE ROOM.
 

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wise guys are playing the under and public is taking the over as usual, besides that nothing unusual
 

I GRIN WHEN I WIN
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LISTEN OU812 I BET THE OVER THIS MORNING I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS WHEN I SAW SUCH A LOW TOTAL 206 1/2.IF THIS WAS LAST YEAR AND THESE TWO TEAMS WERE PLAYING THE TOTAL WOULD HAVE EASILY BEEN 219 WHY IS IT SO LOW TONIGHT?

BOYS I AM GETTING BAD VIBES TONIGHT I THINK I AM ON THE WRONG SIDE :think2:
 

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Robin Lopez, Grant Hill, Goran Dragic, Louis Amundson, Shaq.

These are not guys I want in the game for an over play. Unless the total is around 185.
 

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johnny knockdown lost -770
mugsy (union laboror) lost 990 two alimony payments tough guy

phil the barber who is really a bartender lost 660
mickey works for the city lost a weeks pay 580 take home
oh and joe who works for ups lost 440
beantownjim i had 880 on the game.


Classic:toast:
 

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