(wilheim my bags are packed)

BEANTOWNJIM · Nov 3, 2008

WILHEIM AS OF MIDNIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT EASTERN TIME AFTER WE ANNOUNCE OUR FIRST BLACK AMERICAN PRESIDENT I WILL BE IN SEARCH OF A NEW COUNTRY TO LIVE IN.WILHEIM I AM GOING TO MOVE IN WITH YOU IF YOU DONT MIND.LOOK AT THE MONEY YOU CAN SAVE YOU CAN BE OUT AT THE BEACH ALL DAY LONG WHILE I AM POSTING UNDER YOUR NAME.THEN WHEN YOU COME IN FROM A DAY OF SUN YOU CAN POST WITH MY NAME WHILE I AM OUT TRYING TO BANG SOME COSTA RICAN WOMEN.I THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL REALLY WORK OUT FOR BOTH OF US WILHEIM.BUT BEFORE I MOVE IN WITH YOU WILHEIM I HAVE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS I HOPE YOU WILL BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWERS.WILHEIM I AM TRAVELING ALONE MY LOVELY WIFE REFUSES TO LEAVE AMERICA EVEN IF WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT.

WILHEIM PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS HONESTLY BECAUSE IF I DONT MOVE IN WITH YOU I HAVE ANOTHER OFFER

WILHEIM I AM A VERY LIGHT SLEEPER DO YOU SNORE A LOT?

WILHEIM I AM A HETEROSEXUEL MALE DO YOU WALK AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED?

WILHEIM AFTER YOU TAKE A SHOWER DO YOU DRIP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOORS ALSO WILHEIM DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

WILHEIM I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARS DO YOU MIND IF I SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE WHILE I AM ON YOUR COMPUTER?

WILHEIM I LIKE CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME DO YOU KEEP A FULL FRIDGE FULL OF BEER?

WILHEIM IF I MEET SOME COSTA RICAN WOMEN YOU ARENT GOING TO BE PEAKING IN MY ROOM ARE YOU I LIKE PRIVACY WHEN I AM WITH A WOMEN?

WILHEIM MY BAGS ARE READY TO GO JUST ANSWER THESE FEW QUESTIONS OLD BUDDY AND WE A ROOMIES.SORRY BOYS BEANTOWNJIM JUST CANT HANDLE A BLACK PRESIDENT.

I AM NOT A RACIST :nono5: I AM A REALIST

billhill999 · Nov 3, 2008

Johnny Knockdown is going to miss you.

steaktartar · Nov 3, 2008

if you fly first class on taca jimbo they will let brownie ride up front with you

AngleBroom · Nov 3, 2008

Wow, are u still breathing valuable air?

hno:

ProPokerPlayer · Nov 3, 2008

I to will be looking for a new country to live in as well.........Only i dont plan to have to fly or swim to get there......Succession is the Answer to Obama..

BEANTOWNJIM · Nov 3, 2008

OH SHIT WILHEIM I FORGOT TO ASK YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION.

WILHEIM DO YOU LIVE NEAR A GOLF COURSE I HAVE TO PLAY GOLF EVERYDAY.WILHEIM I DONT MIND GOING TO WORK IN ONE OF THE LOCAL SPORTSBOOKS YOU JUST MAKE A COUPLE OF CALLS AND I AM THERE.JUST MAKE SURE THEY PAY ME IN AMERICAN DOLLARS BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT WORK FOR BANANAS.

WILHEIM I WILL NEED A MEMBERSHIP TO ONE OF THE LOCAL COUNTRY CLUBS HELL JUST PUT IT ON THE RX'S EXPENSE ACCOUNT RICK A. HAS PLENTY OF DOUGH.

WILHEIM I AM DEAD SERIOUS SO MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR NEW ROOMATE.:toast:

Gravy · Nov 3, 2008

Dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out and Im going to miss your fades:howdy:

MikeB · Nov 3, 2008

As long as you keep posting, you have my permission to leave this great State we live in.d1g1t

oldirtyku · Nov 3, 2008

I will keep your bed warm at night...

wilheim · Nov 3, 2008

Your already in Masachusetts.

Plus I'm married...

wil....

hno:

BEANTOWNJIM · Nov 3, 2008

WHATS THE BIG DEAL WILHEIM I AM MARRIED ALSO.JUST TELL YOUR WIFE YOU HAVE A GOOD FRIEND FROM BOSTON WHO IS PLANNING ON MOVING TO COSTA RICA AND HE WANTS TO GET SETTLED WITH YOU.WILHEIM I AM NOT PLANNING ON LIVING WITH YOU FOREVER JUST 4 YEARS UNTIL OBAMAS TERM IS UP THEN I AM RETURNING TO THE STATES.

WILHEIM ASK YOUR WIFE IF SHE WOULD MIND IF I MOVED IN FOR 4 YEARS JUST TELL THE NEIGHBORS I AM YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR

WILHEIM I WOULD PREFER TO HAVE A ROOM BUT IF YOUR WIFE INSISTS I WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH YOU GUYS WONT EVEN KNOW I AM THERE.

WILHEIM I HAVE ANOTHER PERSON IN COSTA RICA I COULD CALL BUT YOUR MORE LIKE FAMILY TO ME :shocked: THE OTHER GUY WHO I COULD CALL MIGHT BE A F-G I SPOKE TO HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES AT ONE OF THE SPORTSBOOKS AND A RED FLAG WENT OFF IN MY HEAD THAT HE WAS DIFFERENT YEH A FRUIT

kidslick · Nov 3, 2008

Jim I have 2 tickets to the knick game
you want them

coo coo coo

wilheim · Nov 3, 2008

You need a passport and an umbrella to get by down here.

wil..:grandmais

BadCo · Nov 3, 2008

My folks are moving to Panama.

Not that their racist but are staunch obnoxious republicans and they say they won't live in a socialist state.

The sad part is I think they are not joking around as they like Panama.

(wilheim my bags are packed)

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