BOYS I AM IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOMORROW IF THIS BLACK GUY I TALKED TO TODAY IS ANYTHING LIKE HE SOUNDS ON THE PHONE I COULD TELL HE WAS BLACK BY THE WAY HE WAS TALKING.I HAVE A TENANT WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING MICE HE IS A SECTION 8 TENANT SO THE INSPECTOR IS MAKING ME HIRE AN EXTERMINATOR.I WENT THROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES AND THIS GUY WAS CLOSE TO THE AREA SO I STARTED ASKING HIM A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I HIRED HIM.
HIS NAME IS (RON) HE CHARGES 50 DOLLARS A FLOOR I HAVE 3 FLOORS HE SAID HE MAKES AN EVALUATION AND BAITS EACH APARTMENT AND BASEMENT.BOYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THE F-CKING NUT ON THE PHONE AND ASK HIM A COUPLE OF MICE QUESTIONS AND HE WOULDNT LET ME HANG UP.I MUST HAVE TALKED TO HIM FOR AN HOUR MY LOVELY WIFE FINALLY HAD TO COME TO MY RESCUE AND SAY LETS GO WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR DOG FOR A WALK.
QUESTION 1 HEY RON I HAVE ONE TENANT COMPLAINING THE REST OF THEM ARE WORKING WITH ME AND NOT CALLING INSPECTORS.
RONS ANSWER-I KNOW BEANTOWNJIM BUT YOU LET ME DO THE APARTMENT I WILL BE FIRM WITH YOUR TENANT NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CATCH MICE ON THE STREETS BEANTOWN I AM KNOWN AS (RON DECON) NOT BECAUSE I WAS A CONVICT BUT BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF DECON BAIT.
BOYS I AM SCRATCHING MY HEAD THINKING IS THIS F-CKING NUT FOR REAL BUT THE MORE I TALKED TO HIM THE MORE I LIKED HIM.
QUESTION 2 HEY RON (DECON) I AM GOING TO PAY YOU 150 DOLLARS TOMORROW TO DO 3 FLOORS YOU KNOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DOCUMATION TO GIVE THE HOUSING INSPECTOR TO PROVE I HIRED A LICENSE AND INSURED GUY.
RONS ANSWER BEANTOWN YOU DONT WORRY YOU HIRED RON (DECON) I KNOW EVERY INSPECTOR IN THE CITY I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE NOW IF YOU WANT.I SAID WAIT A MINUTE RON MAYBE WE BETTER DO THE JOB FIRST.
QUESTION 3 HEY RON THE INSPECTOR IS COMING TOMORROW MORNING IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE CAN ARRANGE FOR BOTH OF YOU TO BE IN THIS APARTMENT AT THE SAMETIME
RONS ANSWER HEY BEANTOWNJIM HOLD ON FOR A MINUTE (BOYS I AM ON HOLD BUT I CAN HEAR HIM TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND) HEY MIKE GET THE F-CK OVER HERE AND GET THIS GOD DAM DOG OUT OF MY TRUCK MAN THERE IS MICE BAIT IN THERE YOU WANT YOU F-CKING DOG TO BE LAYING IN THE STREET.THEN I HEAR JUST KICK THE DOG HE WILL RUN AWAY.RON DECON SAYS MAN I AINT KICKING NO BIG ASS DOG LIKE THAT GET THE F-CK OVER HERE OR I AM GOING TO LET HIM EAT THE SHIT I AM TRYING TO TALK BUSINESS AND YOUR DOG IS IN MY VAN. OH SORRY BEANTON FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING THIS F-CKING GUY ACROSS THE STREET HAS ONE PAIN IN THE ASS ROTWIELER.O.K. BEANTOWN BACK TO BUSINESS I WILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING AND DONT WORRY I WORK FOR LANDLORDS NOT THESE TENANTS.
BOYS I HAVE A BAD FEELING INSIDE ABOUT THIS GUY I KNOW I AM GOING TO GET ROBBED ALL HE IS GOING TO DO IS PUT DOWN SOME BAIT LIKE I DO AND HIT ME WITH 150 DOLLAR BILL FOR HIS EXTERMINATORS NOTE.
HOW F-CKING SMART DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE AN EXTERMINATORS LICENSE I MIGHT LOOK INTO THIS FIELD ITS EASY MONEY YOU GET PAID WETHER YOU FIX THE PROBLEM OR NOT.
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BOYS I CANT WAIT TO TALK TO RON (DECON) IF HE IS ANYTHING LIKE HE IS ON THE PHONE (YIKES)
HIS NAME IS (RON) HE CHARGES 50 DOLLARS A FLOOR I HAVE 3 FLOORS HE SAID HE MAKES AN EVALUATION AND BAITS EACH APARTMENT AND BASEMENT.BOYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THE F-CKING NUT ON THE PHONE AND ASK HIM A COUPLE OF MICE QUESTIONS AND HE WOULDNT LET ME HANG UP.I MUST HAVE TALKED TO HIM FOR AN HOUR MY LOVELY WIFE FINALLY HAD TO COME TO MY RESCUE AND SAY LETS GO WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR DOG FOR A WALK.
QUESTION 1 HEY RON I HAVE ONE TENANT COMPLAINING THE REST OF THEM ARE WORKING WITH ME AND NOT CALLING INSPECTORS.
RONS ANSWER-I KNOW BEANTOWNJIM BUT YOU LET ME DO THE APARTMENT I WILL BE FIRM WITH YOUR TENANT NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CATCH MICE ON THE STREETS BEANTOWN I AM KNOWN AS (RON DECON) NOT BECAUSE I WAS A CONVICT BUT BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF DECON BAIT.
BOYS I AM SCRATCHING MY HEAD THINKING IS THIS F-CKING NUT FOR REAL BUT THE MORE I TALKED TO HIM THE MORE I LIKED HIM.
QUESTION 2 HEY RON (DECON) I AM GOING TO PAY YOU 150 DOLLARS TOMORROW TO DO 3 FLOORS YOU KNOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DOCUMATION TO GIVE THE HOUSING INSPECTOR TO PROVE I HIRED A LICENSE AND INSURED GUY.
RONS ANSWER BEANTOWN YOU DONT WORRY YOU HIRED RON (DECON) I KNOW EVERY INSPECTOR IN THE CITY I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE NOW IF YOU WANT.I SAID WAIT A MINUTE RON MAYBE WE BETTER DO THE JOB FIRST.
QUESTION 3 HEY RON THE INSPECTOR IS COMING TOMORROW MORNING IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE CAN ARRANGE FOR BOTH OF YOU TO BE IN THIS APARTMENT AT THE SAMETIME
RONS ANSWER HEY BEANTOWNJIM HOLD ON FOR A MINUTE (BOYS I AM ON HOLD BUT I CAN HEAR HIM TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND) HEY MIKE GET THE F-CK OVER HERE AND GET THIS GOD DAM DOG OUT OF MY TRUCK MAN THERE IS MICE BAIT IN THERE YOU WANT YOU F-CKING DOG TO BE LAYING IN THE STREET.THEN I HEAR JUST KICK THE DOG HE WILL RUN AWAY.RON DECON SAYS MAN I AINT KICKING NO BIG ASS DOG LIKE THAT GET THE F-CK OVER HERE OR I AM GOING TO LET HIM EAT THE SHIT I AM TRYING TO TALK BUSINESS AND YOUR DOG IS IN MY VAN. OH SORRY BEANTON FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING THIS F-CKING GUY ACROSS THE STREET HAS ONE PAIN IN THE ASS ROTWIELER.O.K. BEANTOWN BACK TO BUSINESS I WILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING AND DONT WORRY I WORK FOR LANDLORDS NOT THESE TENANTS.
BOYS I HAVE A BAD FEELING INSIDE ABOUT THIS GUY I KNOW I AM GOING TO GET ROBBED ALL HE IS GOING TO DO IS PUT DOWN SOME BAIT LIKE I DO AND HIT ME WITH 150 DOLLAR BILL FOR HIS EXTERMINATORS NOTE.
HOW F-CKING SMART DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE AN EXTERMINATORS LICENSE I MIGHT LOOK INTO THIS FIELD ITS EASY MONEY YOU GET PAID WETHER YOU FIX THE PROBLEM OR NOT.
hno:BOYS I CANT WAIT TO TALK TO RON (DECON) IF HE IS ANYTHING LIKE HE IS ON THE PHONE (YIKES)
