Anyone else have to get their Turkey Day wagers in early because.....

Legend-I-Aint · Nov 25, 2008

...your place will be crawling with disapproving relatives and little snot nose kids?

We get a triple header and a Texas/Texas AM game sprinkled in and the damn house is going be crawling with all this love and joy and turkey eating bullshit.

This year I might just say fuck it to all of them and log the fucker into my favorite off shore and sit at the computer and place wagers all day.

You want some fucking turkey, get off your ass and serve yourself. Oh yeah, and go buy a fucking lottery ticket and throw your money away assholes!:lol:

whalewager · Nov 25, 2008

You are a very sour individual. I wouldn't want to visit you on a holiday.

Illini · Nov 25, 2008

Legend-I-Aint said:
...your place will be crawling with disapproving relatives and little snot nose kids?

We get a triple header and a Texas/Texas AM game sprinkled in and the damn house is going be crawling with all this love and joy and turkey eating bullshit.

This year I might just say fuck it to all of them and log the fucker into my favorite off shore and sit at the computer and place wagers all day.

You want some fucking turkey, get off your ass and serve yourself. Oh yeah, and go buy a fucking lottery ticket and throw your money away assholes!:lol:

ope::lol:

Rolltideroll · Nov 25, 2008

The games on Thanksgiving sux this year so family will win this year!

Brock Landers · Nov 25, 2008

always place the wagers early, then no need to log on later. If bets work well in this case.

Geoff101 · Nov 25, 2008

lol....actually, just did this myself, so my wife's bible thumping family doesnt put thier 2 cents in....also have a flask filled with cap'n morgans to mix with my coke....

steaktartar · Nov 25, 2008

Geoff101 said:
lol....actually, just did this myself, so my wife's bible thumping family doesnt put thier 2 cents in....also have a flask filled with cap'n morgans to mix with my coke....

ope:

Legend-I-Aint · Nov 25, 2008

georgejefferson said:
You are a very sour individual. I wouldn't want to visit you on a holiday.

Just sayin man. For once I want to just sit in my tighty whities and watch football all day with no damn turkey and berry sauce.

If the first game goes tits

up I won't be able to log in and chase my losses all day long. Don't you guys even tell me this may be a good thing. Thanksgiving Day is meant for chasing.

Rude · Nov 25, 2008

Geoff101 said:
lol....actually, just did this myself, so my wife's bible thumping family doesnt put thier 2 cents in....also have a flask filled with cap'n morgans to mix with my coke....

So I guess opposites do attract.

Just let them know gambling was around well before JC came to town. If it was a sin, he would taken care of it back in the day.

Come on .. you're telling me he didnt bet on himself when he said "Watch me turn this water into wine"

Shit .... the man cleaned up. Never worked a day in his life.

:toast:

ope:

Geoff101 · Nov 25, 2008

Legend-I-Aint said:
Just sayin man. For once I want to just sit in my tighty whities and watch football all day with no damn turkey and berry sauce.

If the first game goes up I won't be able to log in and chase my losses all day long. Don't you guys even tell me this may be a good thing. Thanksgiving Day is meant for chasing.

HA HA HA...excuse yourself to deposit the turkey and sauce, and while in the bathroom use your cellphone to chase....either call the book or use your data plan to log in...unfortunately i have had to resort to this clandestine method in the past...

Here's another tip: if you're betting totals, make sure you work the room and move around...because cheering for both teams is a dead-giveaway. Maybe not to the relatives, but to the wife...she knows EXACTLY what you're doing. So if you work the room a little, you'll just appear to be cheering. Each group you converse with will just assume you're a fan of that team at that particular time.

Also: Start drinking in the morning. This helps. That way once company shows up and the wife starts 'counting your beverages' you're already beyond her scope of sobriety....it will make the day easier to take. You dont wanna be the guy talking about how 'drunk uncle Charlie was'.....you want to BE Uncle Charlie.

And finally: If you find yourself in a chase situation and it's coming down to the final minutes in the 3rd game...wait til the 2 minute warning, walk into the dining room and light the tablecloth on fire, get a small fire going, not a barn burner mind you, but a small fire. Then anounnce it to everyone that the table has caught fire because of the candles...EVERYONE will clear the hell out of TV room. Then you will be able to watch the final 2 minutes without assholes walking in front of the tv, or saying "What's the big deal....it's 28-10? It's over...." they just dont get it....

Apply these rules to Thanksgiving Day and you will have a happy holiday!

whalewager · Nov 25, 2008

All of you are heading for eternal HELLFIRE

Rude · Nov 25, 2008

georgejefferson said:
All of you are heading for eternal HELLFIRE

According to who ?

whalewager · Nov 25, 2008

arniesarmy · Nov 25, 2008

Remember this classic JJGold Thanksgiving story?

Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner

<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

She slapped me and told me never to come back.

I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

So overall decent day

I split 1-1

Rude · Nov 25, 2008

arniesarmy said:
Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner

<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

She slapped me and told me never to come back.

I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

So overall decent day

I split 1-1

:lolBIG: I remember that. Nice bump! :toast:

steaktartar · Nov 25, 2008

haha jj

Legend-I-Aint · Nov 25, 2008

May sneak lap top out to the garage and hope the wireless router can reach it. May have to head out there to get a tool to hit Uncle Jimmy in the head with or perhaps fix someones flat tire. I can have the lap top all fired up and ready for some great chases. Oh boy, chasing and eating dried out fucking turkey and red goo they call cranberry sauce. Gotta love Turkey Day! Oh yeah, and my home town Hawks will be kicking Romos ass. Love it!

Icemantbi · Nov 25, 2008

I agree the football games aren't very good this year, but at least your thanksgiving is better than ours. Canadian thanksgiving sucks serious balls, we get a day of CFL crap. At least you guys get to stay home and watch NFL.

punter · Nov 25, 2008

I have never told my family that I am in the sports entertainment business so they never understand why I never visit on Thanksgiving or anytime during football for that matter but when I do it is as short as possible. They pray before eating and I'm sure they pray before shitting so they can thank the lord coming and going. Me? I pray it dosent rain so that all those grand nephews and nieces will play out doors.

Then I get back and get on the poli fourm so I can vent against all those holy-rollers and republicans that I had to be nice to for a few days.

Legend-I-Aint · Nov 25, 2008

punter said:
I have never told my family that I am in the sports entertainment business so they never understand why I never visit on Thanksgiving or anytime during football for that matter but when I do it is as short as possible. They pray before eating and I'm sure they pray before shitting so they can thank the lord coming and going. Me? I pray it dosent rain so that all those grand nephews and nieces will play out doors.

Then I get back and get on the poli fourm so I can vent against all those holy-rollers and republicans that I had to be nice to for a few days.

Good lord dude. The next month or so might just kill you then. We got Christmas and then New Years. All that nice shit just might send you over the edge. Fill up your flask, grab a blanky and your laptop and ride it out man!

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