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  1. #1 Rumor???Tebow in a car accident? 
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    Heard from a tout that Tebow may have been in a car accident. Anyone have a way to confirm this?
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    I've heard the same thing as well.
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    haha....not true as far as i've heard....but they don't do report that people weren't in a car accident
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    Quote Originally Posted by tayzler View Post
    haha....not true as far as i've heard....but they don't do report that people weren't in a car accident
    This might be one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.
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    I just checked a few Gator football websites and Gainsville area newspapers and there is nothing reported on the subject.
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    Tim tebow could lose both His legs in a car accident. . . and still manage to walk it off.

    People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

    An Ohio St Fan once told a joke at Tim Tebow's expense... well we all know what happened next.

    Tim Tebow beat Joey Chesnut in a hot dog eating contest, and then ate Joey Chesnut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoney72 View Post
    Tim tebow could lose both His legs in a car accident. . . and still manage to walk it off.

    People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

    An Ohio St Fan once told a joke at Tim Tebow's expense... well we all know what happened next.

    Tim Tebow beat Joey Chesnut in a hot dog eating contest, and then ate Joey Chesnut.
    Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

    When it rains in the swamp Tim Tebow doesn't get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow'd.

    Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

    Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.

    Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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    Tim Tebow goes as himself for Holloween and still gets twice as much candy as everyone else.

    Who's tougher, Tebow or Cuck Norris??
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    Nobody can find Bin Laden because Tim Tebow already killed him
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    Tim Tebow drowns puppies

    Just for the hell of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoney72 View Post
    Tim Tebow beat Joey Chesnut in a hot dog eating contest, and then ate Joey Chesnut.
    So those rumors about Tebow and his preference for eating guys are true...
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    When Tim Tebow had sex with his girlfriend in his pick-up truck, one of his sperm got loose and managed to get into the fuel tank, we now call that truck Optimus Prime.

    The dinosaurs once looked at Tim Tebow the wrong way, just once.
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    Tebow looked pretty healthy accepting the maxwell award tonight.

    btw, this thread is f'n hilarious. thanks for the laughs.
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    Tebow was hit by a car. The car was totaled.....Tebow walked it off and played in a pick-up game later that evening.
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    When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Tim Tebow is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Tim Tebow doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door.
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    This is the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. LOL
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