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LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.


The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.


Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.
Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
 

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My cat is lucky. If we were over there I would have framed her for a couple of bank robberies:ohno:
 

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Sounds realistic enough to me. LOCK HIS ASS UP.... the goat's I mean.. i dont want this shit spread to US
 

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