Doesn't it seem like an inordinate percentage of these missing children cases happen in Florida?
Everything f ucked up happens in Florida. My coworkers and I have a little email chain going on when something crazy, out of the ordinary or criminal happens we send each other emails and title it "Yet Another Florida Incident".
Here are some examples of events taking place in Flordia:
1) Ted Bundy goes buckwild on a sorority house.
2) Adam Walsh kidnapping and murder
3) In the 90's a group of kids murder their friend that bullied them (See movie titled "Bully", its a great flick.
4) Elian Gonzalez
5) A group of squatters that got kicked out of a home go back in the middle of the night and commit John Holmes "Wonderland" type murders on the owners and their dog with baseball bats all because they wanted their X-Box back that they left in the house when they got kicked out.
6) That hot blonde school teacher sleeps with her student.
7) That DC Madam mysteriously hangs herself.
8) Caylee Anthony
Next time you see a headline describing something weird happening just think to yourself "Another Florida Incident".