WILHEIM I NEED YOUR HELP I AM STARTING TO PREPARE MY TAXES FOR LAST YEAR AND I NOTICE I NEED A COUPLE OF MORE DEDUCTIONS OR SOME MORE TAXABLE INCOME SO I CAN GET A REFUND. O.K. CHEAT A LITTLE ON MY TAXES.
WILHEIM I KNOW I AM NOT ON THE RX PAYROLL BUT I AM GOING TO CLAIM I AM
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS IF I GET AUDITED JUST TELL THEM YOU SCREWED UP ON MY W2 FORM AND BEANTOWNJIM MADE 52,000 DOLLARS ITS ONLY A SMALL DEDUCTION WILHEIM BUT IT CAN SAVE ME ABOUT 5 GRAND IN TAXES.AS I AM TYPING MY INCOME FOR LAST YEAR WAS 000000 NOTHING I HAVE RENTS RECIEVED BUT I NEED A PAYROLL SLIP TO OFFSET THAT INCOME.
WILHEIM IF ANYBODY FROM THE IRS CONTACTS YOU JUST TELL THEM BEANTOWNJIM HAS BEEN A HARD WORKING EMPLOYEE AND WE PAYED HIM 52,000 DOLLARS A MODEST SALARY FOR THE WORK HE DOES.
WILHEIM I HAVE TO FILE SEPERATLY FROM MY LOVELY WIFE SHE CLAIMS SHE DOESNT WANT TO GO TO JAIL I GUESS SHE IS TO HONEST.SOME PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF THE I.R.S. I ACTUALLY LOVE LOOKING FOR DEDUCTIONS I SIT DOWN WITH MY ACCOUNTANT AND CREATE NEW WRITE OFFS.SO WILHEIM REMEMBER YOU PAID ME 52,000 LAST YEAR I WILL SEND YOU A NICE LITTLE GIFT PACKAGE WHEN I GET MY TAX RETURN
I HAVE TO GRIN :>Grin> WHEN THE IRS REFUND CHECK COMES IN
WILHEIM I KNOW I AM NOT ON THE RX PAYROLL BUT I AM GOING TO CLAIM I AM
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS IF I GET AUDITED JUST TELL THEM YOU SCREWED UP ON MY W2 FORM AND BEANTOWNJIM MADE 52,000 DOLLARS ITS ONLY A SMALL DEDUCTION WILHEIM BUT IT CAN SAVE ME ABOUT 5 GRAND IN TAXES.AS I AM TYPING MY INCOME FOR LAST YEAR WAS 000000 NOTHING I HAVE RENTS RECIEVED BUT I NEED A PAYROLL SLIP TO OFFSET THAT INCOME.WILHEIM IF ANYBODY FROM THE IRS CONTACTS YOU JUST TELL THEM BEANTOWNJIM HAS BEEN A HARD WORKING EMPLOYEE AND WE PAYED HIM 52,000 DOLLARS A MODEST SALARY FOR THE WORK HE DOES.
WILHEIM I HAVE TO FILE SEPERATLY FROM MY LOVELY WIFE SHE CLAIMS SHE DOESNT WANT TO GO TO JAIL I GUESS SHE IS TO HONEST.SOME PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF THE I.R.S. I ACTUALLY LOVE LOOKING FOR DEDUCTIONS I SIT DOWN WITH MY ACCOUNTANT AND CREATE NEW WRITE OFFS.SO WILHEIM REMEMBER YOU PAID ME 52,000 LAST YEAR I WILL SEND YOU A NICE LITTLE GIFT PACKAGE WHEN I GET MY TAX RETURN
I HAVE TO GRIN :>Grin> WHEN THE IRS REFUND CHECK COMES IN
