O.K. BOYS WHO TIPPED OFF MY LOVELY WIFE ABOUT THE 4 DIME CHECK I AM GOING TO GET FROM BET PHOENIX.LAST NIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE SHE ASKED ME IF I WANT TO GO UP TO KILLINGTON VERMONT AND GO SKIING THIS WEEKEND.BOYS I AM 48 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON SKIES TWICE IN MY LIFE AND NOW MY WIFE WANTS TO GO SKIING I SAW HER LAST NIGHT DOWN IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY SKIES AND HERS.I WAS SCRATCHING MY HEAD A LITTLE :think2: WHEN I ASKED HER HOW COME YOU ARE GREASING MY SKIES AND NOT YOUR OWN.SHE SAID SHE WANTS ME TO BE ABLE TO GO FAST DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.BOYS I CALLED KILLINGTON LAST NIGHT TO ASK THEM HOW THERE TRAILS WERE AND THE MANAGER TOLD ME THEY ARE VERY ICY RIGHT NOW AND EXTREMLY DANGEROUS ONLY A F-CKING NUT WOULD SKI ON THESE TRAILS.BOYS SOMEBODY IN THIS FORUM TIPPED OFF MY LOVELY WIFE ABOUT THE CHECK WHY ELSE WOULD SHE WANT ME DEAD.
BOYS THIS ISNT GOOD ICY TRAILS, WAXED SKIES, DANGEROUS SKIING,PLENTY OF TREES I CANT PROVE IT BUT I THINK MY LOVELY WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL ME WHY ELSE WOULD SHE ASK ME TO GO SKIING ON ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SLOPES IN THE WORLD WITH ICE.WOULDNT IT BE JUST MY LUCK NOT LIVING LONG ENOUGH TO COLLECT THE CHECK FROM BET PHOENIX I JUST HOPE RICHARD DIDNT CONTACT MY WIFE AND TIP HER OFF.
WHO THE F-CK GOES SKIING AT MY AGE AND WHO'S WIFE PUTS EXTRA GREASE ON HER HUSBANDS SKIES BUT NOT HER OWN ^<<^
IF I HAVE TO SKI :scared1: SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
BOYS THIS ISNT GOOD ICY TRAILS, WAXED SKIES, DANGEROUS SKIING,PLENTY OF TREES I CANT PROVE IT BUT I THINK MY LOVELY WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL ME WHY ELSE WOULD SHE ASK ME TO GO SKIING ON ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SLOPES IN THE WORLD WITH ICE.WOULDNT IT BE JUST MY LUCK NOT LIVING LONG ENOUGH TO COLLECT THE CHECK FROM BET PHOENIX I JUST HOPE RICHARD DIDNT CONTACT MY WIFE AND TIP HER OFF.
WHO THE F-CK GOES SKIING AT MY AGE AND WHO'S WIFE PUTS EXTRA GREASE ON HER HUSBANDS SKIES BUT NOT HER OWN ^<<^
IF I HAVE TO SKI :scared1: SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
