Does anybody else think Matt Garza is a tool?

C-Gold · Apr 30, 2009

He sort of reminds me of this cocky tool I knew in college, and he sort of reminds me of that cocky tool that was Billy Madison's rival in Billy Madison.

Keep spitting you twitchy, preppy fag maggot. If I was a baseball player ( I was a football player), I'd just look for a reason to charge the mound on that tool and bash his fucking gonzo nose so it caved in.

I don't know why, but he just pisses me off.:think2:

billhill999 · Apr 30, 2009

Remember Chris Bosio?
He used to have that shit eating grin on his face before every delivery, I know what you are saying.

rollywood · Apr 30, 2009

C-Gold said:
He sort of reminds me of this cocky tool I knew in college, and he sort of reminds me of that cocky tool that was Billy Madison's rival in Billy Madison.

Keep spitting you twitchy, preppy fag maggot. If I was a baseball player ( I was a football player), I'd just look for a reason to charge the mound on that tool and bash his fucking gonzo nose so it caved in.

I don't know why, but he just pisses me off.:think2:

I take it you're on the sox tonite. :laugh:

billhill999 · Apr 30, 2009

I married a devout Sox fan, I asked her if she's going to watch the game tonight, she said, 'Why?, the Rays always beat us'.
Well not always, but I get her drift.

JakeT. · Apr 30, 2009

Matt Garza is not amused by your thread.

<img src="http://www.brewerfan.net/images/playerpix/amateur/matt_garza.jpg">

mrpotter1 · Apr 30, 2009

Garza with a no-no thru 6 innings.

C-Gold · Apr 30, 2009

He's always twitching, touching his face, spitting, jerking around, and yes, has that slight shit eating grin on his face. He reminds me of those preppy, skinny, necklace wearing, sandles flopping fags in college that thought they were cool.

I'd like to have a V is for Vendetta moment against that long pinachhio nose of his.

MinnesotaEconMajor · Apr 30, 2009

It's not just you. Rumor has it part of the reason the Twins traded him was because he was a headcase.

MinnesotaEconMajor · Apr 30, 2009

No no is GONE.

tijuana dirtbag · Apr 30, 2009

Garza's shutting the Powerful Boston Redsoz offense down right now!
Good thing Tampa Bay is making up for it so I hit my over next run!

C-Gold · Apr 30, 2009

MinnesotaEconMajor said:
It's not just you. Rumor has it part of the reason the Twins traded him was because he was a headcase.

Maybe he is going to be the pitcher that goes off the deep end and thinks he's a chicken... Just starts flailing his arms, balking, and running his right foot back every few seconds.

fucking tool. :laugh:

tijuana dirtbag · Apr 30, 2009

My neighbor is a tool! I piss him off, but he's too afraid to confront me. Then when his buddy's are over, he tries to get them to help call me out. Tool!

Anyway, longoria, pena scored!

tb/bos over!!!

billhill999 · May 1, 2009

C-Gold said:
Maybe he is going to be the pitcher that goes off the deep end and thinks he's a chicken... Just starts flailing his arms, balking, and running his right foot back every few seconds.

fucking tool.

No, that was Roger Clemens in the 'Simpsons' episode 'Talking Softball'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuOUCBaWmec

5teamparlay · Jan 5, 2011

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/05/cubs-reportedly-close-to-acquiring-matt-garza/

Cubs reportedly close to acquiring Matt Garza

Bob Harkins
Jan 5, 2011, 2:18 AM EST

The Chicago Cubs are close to making a deal to acquire starting pitcher Matt Garza from the Tampa Bay Rays, according to Gordon Wittenmyer of the Chicago Sun-Times.
The report, which did not mention what players the Rays might be seeking in such a deal, said that the Cubs became frontrunners to acquire Garza after the Texas Rangers signed free agent pitcher Brandon Webb and tossed a bunch of money at Adrian Beltre.
Garza, who was 15-10 with a 3.91 ERA over 204.2 innings last season, would solidify a Cubs rotation that already includes Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster and Carlos Silva. The 27-year-old has shown flashes of brilliance, throwing a no-hitter against the Detroit Tigers last July 26, and a one-hitter in 2008.
But he hasn’t harnessed those talents on consistently as the Rays might have hoped, and is also due a nice raise in arbitration from the $3.35 million he made in 2010, making him a valuable trade commodity for cost-conscious Tampa Bay.

Mr.Jones · Jan 6, 2011

My opinion is he is way too inconsistent. I usally stay away from games when he is on the hill as he does tend to be expensive. Can certainly be dominant at times and yet for the stuff he has he can just as easily get lit up. Also when he gets hit early, he usually contines to get hit.

Sol-Rosenberg · Jan 10, 2011

garza seems like he would either be really fun to hang out with or a complete dick who you would get in a fight with.

Sol-Rosenberg · Jan 10, 2011

Sol-Rosenberg said:
garza seems like he would either be really fun to hang out with or a complete dick who you would get in a fight with.

most likely the 2nd one

5teamparlay · May 10, 2014

billhill999 said:
Remember Chris Bosio?
He used to have that shit eating grin on his face before every delivery, I know what you are saying.

Boston last went without a hit on April 22, 1993, against Seattle's Chris Bosio.

STILL IN TACT---

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