Hello. We are the Cardinals and don't care about today's game without Pujols in the lineup.
Signed,
Schumaker (I should be driving a race car)
Rasmussen (I should be sleeping)
Ludwick (I hit a ball like Beethoven)
Duncan (Why do I bat 4th? Yo! Yo!)
Ankiel (maybe he can pitch and get out Adam Dunn)
Thurston (Howell?) Taking a 3-hour tour today vs. the Nationals
Barden (I pardon Barden since he bats 8th)
BTW, they are losing to a pitcher named Sally. Actually, his name is Sharon..................'nuff said.
Signed,
Schumaker (I should be driving a race car)
Rasmussen (I should be sleeping)
Ludwick (I hit a ball like Beethoven)
Duncan (Why do I bat 4th? Yo! Yo!)
Ankiel (maybe he can pitch and get out Adam Dunn)
Thurston (Howell?) Taking a 3-hour tour today vs. the Nationals
Barden (I pardon Barden since he bats 8th)
BTW, they are losing to a pitcher named Sally. Actually, his name is Sharon..................'nuff said.
