Watching the AVN Porn awards show on Showtime...

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry at this shamble of a show.

First off the girls look either look coke skinny or bloated and not as tasty as when you see them on their fvck flicks. (Jessica Drake has aged nicely though)

Some of the categories for awards are wrong on so many levels. Best Anal, Best 3 way, Orgy, Best Interracial Release, and my favorite(s) Best New Starlet (translation the hottest chick they fooled to get on the casting couch) and Lifetime Achievement Award which is an award that nobody should ever want to win.

I am kind of glad that though pornstars are getting accepted more into mainstream society and your everyday people don't look down on them as much anymore because the pornstars contribution to society under-appreciated. Their work keeps marriages together, rapists off the streets and keeps this country from being way over populated like China. Because lets face it everytime someone rubs one out that is one less potential child born.

I do wonder after this little award show is over and the coke wears off at the after-party and the girls go back to their hotel rooms do they excitedly call mom and dad in Kansas or Nebraska and tell them they won an award or do they shoot up some heroin, contemplate suicide and then cry themselves to sleep.

Here are some comments on some of my favorite starlets that made an apperance for the show.

Tera Patrick: What happend to you? You used to be hot.

Jenna Haze: Mix in a sandwich sometime.

Sasha Grey: Very sexy. I love her bitch-face but man does she have a dry personality and has the emotions and body language of a corpse.

Joanna Angel: I love this tiny Jewish suicide girl. Need moar of her scenes in my portable hard drive.

Jessica Drake: At the age of 34 she is considered an oldtimer but man she gets better with age. Her and Julia Ann will always hold a place in my nutsack.

Meggan Mallone: I never heard of her before but I liked what I saw. I am going to have to collect some of her scenes.

hosnatcher said:

Sasha Grey: Very sexy. I love her bitch-face but man does she have a dry personality and has the emotions and body language of a corpse.

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first off i've never watched one of these, kinda wish i had showtime just to check it out.

never have really understood the Sasha Grey craze. Any interviews i've caught on tv or online she comes across like she thinks she is all intellectual and such. Chick can suck a mean dick and got mad deep throat skills, but other than that she is average. I've read some stuff online about her being in a mainstream movie(i haven't seen it, and can't remember it off hand), and people mentioning her crossing over and going to be a big star, i read she played a porn star and or washed up drug head porn star or some shit like that , not much acting there i would think.
She does more of the "girl next door i hate my family and life is lame and i'm so much smarter" kind of vibe, which i do dig. I prefer it as opposed to the big fake bleach blond no energy dimwit.

I believe that Sasha is in the porno documentary called Porn: 9 to 5. You can watch it online for free. An ok look at the inside of the porn world.

louisvillekid said:

first off i've never watched one of these, kinda wish i had showtime just to check it out.

never have really understood the Sasha Grey craze. Any interviews i've caught on tv or online she comes across like she thinks she is all intellectual and such. Chick can suck a mean dick and got mad deep throat skills, but other than that she is average. I've read some stuff online about her being in a mainstream movie(i haven't seen it, and can't remember it off hand), and people mentioning her crossing over and going to be a big star, i read she played a porn star and or washed up drug head porn star or some shit like that , not much acting there i would think.
She does more of the "girl next door i hate my family and life is lame and i'm so much smarter" kind of vibe, which i do dig. I prefer it as opposed to the big fake bleach blond no energy dimwit.

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Sasha reminds me of that type of bitch who would work at a brothel and/or post personal ads promoting her services and then when you get her in the room she would just ice the fvck up and lay there on the bed quiet and motionless thinking that just being hot alone should be enough to get you off. I have had one of those bitches and I wanted to beat her and take my money back. It was an expensive lessen learned, never pick the hottest chick out of a lineup. Safe choice is to go with the older ho. The older ones have already been around the block and know the risks of the job so they want to give you a good fvck in hopes of the repeat businees and referrals.

i hear ya hosnatcher, not that i'm a big spender of buying ladies of the night, but i have.

here's that movie i was talking about.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103982/

Sasha Grey Interactive was a great DVD. I got to bone her in like 25 different ways.

ramonscottsports said:

Sasha Grey Interactive was a great DVD. I got to bone her in like 25 different ways.

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I have that shit too. Sasha Grey is smoking hot. She is like the Megan Fox of the pornverse. Both bitches are very young in age but look beautiful beyond their years. The only downfall is both will be washed up by the time the reach 27 years old.

hosnatcher said:

Jessica Drake: At the age of 34 she is considered an oldtimer but man she gets better with age. Her and Julia Ann will always hold a place in my nutsack.
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Agreed. If I could choose a woman to rape me it would be her. @)MATURE Mistress.

Most of my favorite pornstars are the non contract girls. All the vivid chicks are overrated. I could name 100 porn stars hotter then sasha grey and jenna haze.

Too many condoms in Vivid videos. Lacks the stimulation I need.

ramonscottsports said:

Too many condoms in Vivid videos. Lacks the stimulation I need.

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I hear a lot of people saying that. Too be honest the condoms never bothered me. I guess I don't fixate myself on the guys dick when I am rubbing one out. I figure porn is a global thing now so who knows what kind of strains of STD's are floating outthere. If I was a porn star I would rather wear protection. The finished product you see on your screen is just the edited and looped versions they allow you to see. You don't see the real nastinees of the businees on your screen or in the behind the scenes footage on your DVD. I bet if we saw that shit we could live without porn. It's just like the meateaters that go to a slaughterhouse and get turned off of meat.

I don't need to watch filthy sex all the time to get aroused. I don't need the chick to go ass to mouth or take on 6 dudes or seeing the dude spitting all over the chicks snatch to get me going.

Sometimes I like the girls to get all rough and wild but then sometimes I just want to watch a hottie get fvcked. I can just as easily go fer a chick in some sexy clothes like nylons and pumps with nice make up, or if the chick talks dirty that works. I even have certain fetish porn that I like. Hell I could even go for something mild like fully clothed celebrities.

I agree with most of that, and if I can't tell there is a condom, I am okay with that too. In fact, closeups are no good really. I prefer the girl just be very hot or girl next door type.

I don't care for choking, or anything too wacko.

Just give me some straight missionary stuff without a lot of fake moaning.

Cream pie is always nice, but that's back to the condom issue.

louisvillekid said:

i hear ya hosnatcher, not that i'm a big spender of buying ladies of the night, but i have.

here's that movie i was talking about.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103982/

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nice one,i didnnt know that site before!.@)@):>((<)<hno: