Welp, I was messing around earlier while working on my computer and ended up playing the $.025 rebuy on cake. I know $.025 cents big fucking deal right?
Obviously most of the people are going to be donks in these tournaments, but I ended up playing really good. Towards the end, it wasn't even about the money, it was about winning a tournament with 192 people in it.
This is how I went out:
Hand#193458A88F001333 - Tournament Table 7 T5810319 -- Table 21 -- $800/$4,000/$8,000 NL Hold'em -- 2009/07/22 - 00:11:00
Seat 1: I STILL WIN ($262,692 in chips)
Seat 2: JAVA***2 ($34,432 in chips) DEALER
Seat 3: Zing***3 ($75,894 in chips)
Seat 4: pock***4 ($152,488 in chips)
Seat 5: juup***5 ($455,058 in chips)
Seat 6: Hopp***6 ($88,395 in chips)
Seat 7: udon***7 ($35,159 in chips)
Seat 8: pawa***8 ($161,382 in chips)
pawall57 posts ante of 800
I STILL WIN posts ante of 800
JAVA241 posts ante of 800
ZingfharnXII posts ante of 800
pocketbeast posts ante of 800
juup1 posts ante of 800
Hoppy Doda posts ante of 800
udonkeyturd posts ante of 800
pock***4: posts small blind 4,000
juup***5: posts big blind 8,000
Dealt to I STILL WIN [Jh,Jd] --- had a bad feeling right away lol
Hopp***6: folds
udon***7: is all in 34359.0000
pawa***8: folds
I STILL WIN: calls 34,359
JAVA***2: folds
Zing***3: folds
pock***4: folds
juup***5: raises to 60,718
I STILL WIN: calls 26,359
*** FLOP *** [4d,7d,3d]
juup***5: bets 8,000
I STILL WIN: calls 8,000
*** TURN *** [Js]
juup***5: is all in 385540.0000
I STILL WIN: is all in 193174.0000
juup***5: returns uncalled bet 192,366
I STILL WIN: shows [Jh Jd]
juup***5: shows [Ad Ah]
udon***7: shows [Kd Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Qd]
***SHOW DOWN***
juup***5: wins 455,066 with Flush, Ace high
***SHOW DOWN***
juup***5: wins 113,477 with Flush, Ace high
I STILL WIN finished 7 out of 192 players.
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Payout was $6.50 or something (winner got $41.50 and it ended up being this donkey that took me out)
The reason I say "you can tell he is a donkey" is because he goes all in off the turn. So you have AA and flop an ace high diamond draw, with a flop like 4 7 3, you should only be worried about 56 or a set or two pair or a flush. Rational players aren't flat calling 35k with 56, or 43 or 74 or 73. Clearly, I had at least a decent sized PP. By betting 8k and me quick calling, he has to put me on a high PP with a diamond (of which he has both CRUSHED). If you have the Ace of diamonds and you think I'm drawing, you are going to want that last diamond to hit. The turn gives me a top set with Jd so I'm pretty much auto calling because there is no way this dude flopped a flush. The point being, he should have had me on a high PP probably fishing with a diamond. With the ace of diamonds, you want me to catch that 4th diamond. So why shove off the turn? BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING DONKEY who ended up winning the tournament through a series of terrible plays.
Does this make sense? Or am I the donkey?
ANOTHER rigged hand from Cake Poker. AA, JJ, KK all with a diamond and then 4 diamonds hit the board! JJ hits a set on the turn so that keeps me in and there is no way (even if KK wasn't all in preflop) that he was laying that down after the flop. God I can't wait for college football so I can gamble on that instead.
Obviously most of the people are going to be donks in these tournaments, but I ended up playing really good. Towards the end, it wasn't even about the money, it was about winning a tournament with 192 people in it.
This is how I went out:
Hand#193458A88F001333 - Tournament Table 7 T5810319 -- Table 21 -- $800/$4,000/$8,000 NL Hold'em -- 2009/07/22 - 00:11:00
Seat 1: I STILL WIN ($262,692 in chips)
Seat 2: JAVA***2 ($34,432 in chips) DEALER
Seat 3: Zing***3 ($75,894 in chips)
Seat 4: pock***4 ($152,488 in chips)
Seat 5: juup***5 ($455,058 in chips)
Seat 6: Hopp***6 ($88,395 in chips)
Seat 7: udon***7 ($35,159 in chips)
Seat 8: pawa***8 ($161,382 in chips)
pawall57 posts ante of 800
I STILL WIN posts ante of 800
JAVA241 posts ante of 800
ZingfharnXII posts ante of 800
pocketbeast posts ante of 800
juup1 posts ante of 800
Hoppy Doda posts ante of 800
udonkeyturd posts ante of 800
pock***4: posts small blind 4,000
juup***5: posts big blind 8,000
Dealt to I STILL WIN [Jh,Jd] --- had a bad feeling right away lol
Hopp***6: folds
udon***7: is all in 34359.0000
pawa***8: folds
I STILL WIN: calls 34,359
JAVA***2: folds
Zing***3: folds
pock***4: folds
juup***5: raises to 60,718
I STILL WIN: calls 26,359
*** FLOP *** [4d,7d,3d]
juup***5: bets 8,000
I STILL WIN: calls 8,000
*** TURN *** [Js]
juup***5: is all in 385540.0000
I STILL WIN: is all in 193174.0000
juup***5: returns uncalled bet 192,366
I STILL WIN: shows [Jh Jd]
juup***5: shows [Ad Ah]
udon***7: shows [Kd Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Qd]
***SHOW DOWN***
juup***5: wins 455,066 with Flush, Ace high
***SHOW DOWN***
juup***5: wins 113,477 with Flush, Ace high
I STILL WIN finished 7 out of 192 players.
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Payout was $6.50 or something (winner got $41.50 and it ended up being this donkey that took me out)
The reason I say "you can tell he is a donkey" is because he goes all in off the turn. So you have AA and flop an ace high diamond draw, with a flop like 4 7 3, you should only be worried about 56 or a set or two pair or a flush. Rational players aren't flat calling 35k with 56, or 43 or 74 or 73. Clearly, I had at least a decent sized PP. By betting 8k and me quick calling, he has to put me on a high PP with a diamond (of which he has both CRUSHED). If you have the Ace of diamonds and you think I'm drawing, you are going to want that last diamond to hit. The turn gives me a top set with Jd so I'm pretty much auto calling because there is no way this dude flopped a flush. The point being, he should have had me on a high PP probably fishing with a diamond. With the ace of diamonds, you want me to catch that 4th diamond. So why shove off the turn? BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING DONKEY who ended up winning the tournament through a series of terrible plays.
Does this make sense? Or am I the donkey?
ANOTHER rigged hand from Cake Poker. AA, JJ, KK all with a diamond and then 4 diamonds hit the board! JJ hits a set on the turn so that keeps me in and there is no way (even if KK wasn't all in preflop) that he was laying that down after the flop. God I can't wait for college football so I can gamble on that instead.
