http://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368
BUSTED PIPES
(My dad is a plumber. One day while trying to fix a clog, he finds a whole bunch of condoms.)
Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”
Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”
(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)
Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”
BUSTED PIPES
(My dad is a plumber. One day while trying to fix a clog, he finds a whole bunch of condoms.)
Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”
Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”
(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)
Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”
RxForum friend JAKE T having a tough morning?
Restaurant | Boise, ID, USA
Me: “Okay, which sandwiches off the menu would you like?”
Customer: “I want olives.”
Me: “Yes, but what kind of meat, sauce, cheese? We have our recipes up there for you.”
Customer: “Look, all I want is olives. And sauerkraut.”
Me: “I don’t have any sauerkraut for you sir.”
Customer: “They have sauerkraut at other places! Like in Maine!”
Me: “But not here. I’m sorry. And we are not in Maine.”
Customer: *deadly serious and worried* “We’re not?”
Restaurant | Boise, ID, USA
Me: “Okay, which sandwiches off the menu would you like?”
Customer: “I want olives.”
Me: “Yes, but what kind of meat, sauce, cheese? We have our recipes up there for you.”
Customer: “Look, all I want is olives. And sauerkraut.”
Me: “I don’t have any sauerkraut for you sir.”
Customer: “They have sauerkraut at other places! Like in Maine!”
Me: “But not here. I’m sorry. And we are not in Maine.”
Customer: *deadly serious and worried* “We’re not?”
