shitmydadsays on twitter

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Take a look at some of the stuff this guy posts on twitter about what his dad says. Some of this stuff you couldn't make up.

You don't need to have a twitter account to read the comments.

Here are some examples:

"Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son."

"The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"

"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi."

"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."

Hey Q...Aren't you a Bronco fan?

Check this shit out....Funny as hell. The wallpaper makes the page.

http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard

"Me + a few weeks off + unlimited whiskey... Hide your vaginas skanks of Colorado! Orton is about to wild the fuck out!!"

"Last week of fuckin' vaca bros, time to turn it up a notch! If you see a naked bearded drunk running around LoDo, buy me a shot or 2. BOOSH!"

"Man... What in the fuck happened last night?? I was so hammered and this morning everyone is all pissed off. Pre-game drinks = bad idea."

"Me and Stokely been working on that play all offseason! Its called "just the tip"- But we usually only use it on the skanks. 1-0 COCKFAGS!"