I had a buddy in college who needed 50 bucks real bad and this guy would do anything for money. Anybody remember hearing about a naked streaker back in about 1990 at Autzen Stadium in Eugune at a Ducks football game? Yep, that was my buddy Craig. He never got caught either. The guy was a serious athlete and was able to get away and escape through one of the tunnels.
Anyhoo, none of us had any loot back then and even if one of us did, we wouldnt lend to him because he wasn't good for it, so one buddy comes up with this brilliant idea that if he shits out a turd and eats it, we'll all pitch in and give him 50 bucks.
So surprisingly he says oh yeah, no problem. So he takes a dump on my buddy danielsons linoleum utility room floor. (they took pics of all this while it was happening). Grabs the turd, puts it in his mouth and INSTANTLY starts vomitting.
Once he was done puking he went on to say how after he chewed it a little bit it was by far the nastiest thing he could ever imagine tasting.
So he asks for his fifty bucks and my buddy scott protested and said "no way man, you didnt swallow it"
When I heard about Marquez drinking piss I instantly remembered my ol' buddy craig and the turd story. He was a classic.
Dude was once RENTING a house, had a friend over who happened to work for disney studios and the guy was all raving about how this old early nineteen hundreds original kitchen was worth a mint and how his studio would pay big bucks for it.
So what does Craig do? He sells the f'n kitchen out of the house he's RENTING.
Oh man, I could go on and on. The dude was one of a kind. I miss the bastard.
