Guys I need Help! getting rid of Pigeons!

tatehill2000 · Oct 30, 2009

So some of you may of experienced this, some maybe not, I never thougth it was that big of a deal until 3 weeks ago when I tried to seed my lawn with winter grass! Sigh,,hno: well the pigeons had other ideas, namely that the seeed would be better in thier Fing BEAKS!

I threw rocks, I chased them off, only to be on the opposite side of my lawn, and they would land and eat on the Opposite side, lol, yes this is a pathetic comedy,

Im done,,, Ive wasted a couple hund, and this is going nowhere,,,

Please tell me Hypothetically if someone were to poison a pigeon, how would they do it? Hypothetically speaking, could they mix some drano in a bunch of seed then just put it out for the pigeons to eat?

please help, and dont give me the "thats cruel BS."

thank you

tater

djmatt · Oct 30, 2009

4-10 shotgun or alka seltzer possibly

maybe just set up some blowup dolls out in your lawn
:lol:

barman · Oct 30, 2009

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060831190733AA91Xd9

tatehill2000 · Oct 30, 2009

I cant shoot them, Im in the city

tater

devocr · Oct 30, 2009

get a dog

OnWisconsin · Oct 30, 2009

spray. i got a bottle of spectracide because i was having a problem with spiders, got a big jug of that stuff for about 30 bucks for indoor and outdoor treatment. it's pretty toxic and supposed to be effective for up to 9 months. it's for insects, but i'm pretty sure it would fuck some pigeons up enough to say the hell with this yard.

barman · Oct 30, 2009

Not good...you'll kill a lot of the beneficial insects and the lawn will suffer

OnWisconsin · Oct 30, 2009

barman said:
Not good...you'll kill a lot of the beneficial insects and the lawn will suffer

the only beneficial insects in my yard are the ones that eat my dog's turds

tatehill2000 · Oct 30, 2009

ty sooner,, I think I am HYPOTHETICALLY going to do something of that nature,,, I have no choice, I cant take it,

tater

barman · Oct 30, 2009

soonerdawg said:
the only beneficial insects in my yard are the ones that eat my dog's turds

You would likely be astonished at the number of insects living in your yard that are vital to a healthy ecosystem.

For one...fire ants.

Fire ants eat fleas, ticks and chiggers (or if you prefer - the more politically correct "cheegroes").

Fire ants and several other species of ants species aerate the ground which makes your grass more vital and deep rooted.

romecloneout · Oct 30, 2009

barman said:
You would likely be astonished at the number of insects living in your yard that are vital to a healthy ecosystem.

For one...fire ants.

Fire ants eat fleas, ticks and chiggers (or if you prefer - the more politically correct "cheegroes").

Fire ants and several other species of ants species aerate the ground which makes your grass more vital and deep rooted.

sorry but this belongs in the rubber room

tatehill2000 · Oct 31, 2009

lolol,, bar,,,

this thread does not belong int he RR,,, lol,, even with Bar being funny,,, lol

I need answers,,, not cracks,@),,

tater

kingbill · Oct 31, 2009

At my old office in Vancouver we had a problem with Crows, the tech park was built near their old roost.

At about 530 every night the sky would blacken with easily 500-600 birds. They would shit all over, the noise was deafening. The owner of the office building I was in hired a falconer. It took about a week of sending the falcon up every night to get the birds to move a mile down the road. It didn't kill the crows, they just relocated to a different building so then they became McDonalds problem not ours.

OnWisconsin · Oct 31, 2009

kingbill said:
At my old office in Vancouver we had a problem with Crows, the tech park was built near their old roost.

At about 530 every night the sky would blacken with easily 500-600 birds. They would shit all over, the noise was deafening. The owner of the office building I was in hired a falconer. It took about a week of sending the falcon up every night to get the birds to move a mile down the road. It didn't kill the crows, they just relocated to a different building so then they became McDonalds problem not ours.

sounds like a horror movie. you know there ain't a billion fat people gonna put up with birds shitting on their big macs. every mcdonald's probably has a falconer on its payroll

tatehill2000 · Oct 31, 2009

lol, this thread is great! I can only imagine what a falconer would cost me? hmmm,,,, lol I can only think of SNL, they did a skit with Wil farrell he was, the falconer! and he used his falcon for good, not for evil, lol,,

drano still costs 5.00 a falconer couple hund maybe?

tater

OnWisconsin · Oct 31, 2009

check craig's list. i'm sure there's plenty of falconers looking for weekend work

CujoLatte · Oct 31, 2009

Put out a little bowl of antifreeze..... A little sip and they are dead!

cocktailsnlongshots+ · Oct 31, 2009

alka seltzer...and sit back and laugh at the explosion as if it were the 4th of july....used to have a problem with piping plovers until the hippie dept. decided that they were endangered and needed their own territtory to spawn....thus no more fireworks or it's jail time!

mplastered · Oct 31, 2009

When you water your lawn add a touch of liquid dish soap. They can't stand it. Don't laugh, it works. Cheegroes!!!!!! Now that's funny.

DollarDay · Oct 31, 2009

Call Kentucky Fried Chicken and tell them to send out the boys - you've got Pigeon .... I mean Chicken for EVERYONE !!!!!

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