an ode to my money

OnWisconsin

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you will come back to me
someday,
yes you will

through all that we have been
and through all that may be
you will come back
yes, you will come back to me

OH!

through the cold and through the snow i shiver
and beneath a fountain of liqour i hereby donate my liver
till that day you come home to me
so that i can parlay you with tennessee

but 'lo, behold!
what have they done?
just look at the line on the Phoenix Suns!

oh, my baby, may darlin,
i swear that i will never trick you out again
but please God, please, let the Wolves cover
so that i may see my baby again

OH!

 

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this is beautiful,

I am moved

be careful, you may class up this joint! lol
tater

 

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Between this and that song about "I have been waiting my whole life for you to turn 18 and finally you have" I am very confused.

 

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soonerdawg said:

you will come back to me
someday,
yes you will

through all that we have been
and through all that may be
you will come back
yes, you will come back to me

OH!

through the cold and through the snow i shiver
and beneath a fountain of liqour i hereby donate my liver
till that day you come home to me
so that i can parlay you with tennessee

but 'lo, behold!
what have they done?
just look at the line on the Phoenix Suns!

oh, my baby, may darlin,
i swear that i will never trick you out again
but please God, please, let the Wolves cover
so that i may see my baby again

OH!

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For some reason I picture this being sung in the "Walk the line" style

This is good writing. It just needs a chorus.

 

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The Saints?The Falcons?
Hi? or Lo?
One things for sure..we never know
Bet with your brain not the strawberry tart
Its where you end up, not where you start
Save lots of money by shopping @ walmart
You'll have more to lay on who plays today
Your bookie will be happy and say hooray
But like the blue sea,the tides can swing
One day your a bum,the next A king
Its what we do,its what we love
keep the hope alive,we shall rise above.........

 

OnWisconsin

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sorry guys, I think it was the leftover halloween candy
mixed with the booze, that made me lose
but lo, behold, i shall be back once my baby comes home
surely they will score many points in the Superdome

And if that theory should fail me too
I've got my first ten star play just for you

BABY COME BACK!!!!!!!

 

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Amen brother.You are an inspiration.:toast:

 

OnWisconsin

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Scoops said:

The Saints?The Falcons?
Hi? or Lo?
One things for sure..we never know
Bet with your brain not the strawberry tart
Its where you end up, not where you start
Save lots of money by shopping @ walmart
You'll have more to lay on who plays today
Your bookie will be happy and say hooray
But like the blue sea,the tides can swing
One day your a bum,the next A king
Its what we do,its what we love
keep the hope alive,we shall rise above.........

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keep gambling poetry alive

 

RobFunk

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Oh alright this is poetry not song

Well poetry can be made into song!

"back doored again" Performed by Joaquin Phoenix, Written & arranged by Scoops and soonerdawg, produced by RobFunk and Kanye West for we always get screwed in the 4th qtr productions.

 

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RobFunk said:

Oh alright this is poetry not song

Well poetry can be made into song!

"back doored again" Performed by Joaquin Phoenix, Written & arranged by Scoops and soonerdawg, produced by RobFunk and Kanye west for we always get screwed in the 4th qtr productions.

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an ode to my backdoor

Oh, it's so hard to take and it hurts so bad
to be this late in the game and to think i've got it made
just a minute ago it was all so clear
as i opened my victory beer

and the world around me stopped
as i realized,
these losers don't plan to run out the clock
down by forty and i'll never understand
how a meaningless score could ruin my plan

daddy always said "cover your butt"
but daddy never said it would hurt this much
to sit upon the couch in shock
and be penetrated by the backdoor cock