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gonna be in vegas next week, been a few years since i have gotten a nice massage. I had gotten one at treasure island. where would the best place to go these days?
 
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paging the happy ending massage expert Quantamleap.... please report to this thread
 

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Go see the athletic deaprtment at UNLV.

At first I thought, "what a dumb suggestion".

Then I realized who made the post and thought, "That would probably serve his needs"
 

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wherever you choose
 

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paging the happy ending massage expert Quantamleap.... please report to this thread

Present and accounted for.

Do NOT go to the Asian Massage Parlors. They want $50 up front and then when they have you sucked in they want another $100-$150 just for a happy ending.

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Damn QL, which one did you go to? Think I paid a buck total at The Lucky Lady.
 

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Damn QL, which one did you go to? Think I paid a buck total at The Lucky Lady.

One of the ones on Paradise just a block east of the Stratosphere. Bitch made me wait about 15 minutes after I paid for my 1/2 hour before I got in a room. I must have talked 5 guys out of going in. I told them I had been waiting 15 minutes.

Then the lady realized I was driving business away so she led me to a room where I waited another 15 minutes after which time I started yelling asking where my masseuse was.

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She told me I couldn't talk so loudly so I told her I would continue asking until I got some service. That's when she told me the service charge.

I've had similar charges in other massage parlors nearby.
 
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im going to be in new york then massachusetts anybody know where to get oned1g1t:laugh:!~~~!
 

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lol i want a real massage fools. no damm happy endings. i can get that around the corner.
 

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lol i want a real massage fools. no damm happy endings. i can get that around the corner.
Just look in the phone book and pick one that says "professional and completely non-sexual." Or just go to the spa at the casino where you are staying and make an appt.

I agree with you. A professional massage is good stuff. I don't know why so many people want to pay to let some dirty whore with cum on her hands give them a shitty massage and a handjob on a filthy table where some guy 20 minutes ago just spooged all over. It's disgusting.
 

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Pretty silly to ask this crowd about massage's and expect the discussion to be something other than getting jerked off at the end
 

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$50 goes to the mama-san...aka manger or owner!
then $60 to whatever u want to pay goes to the girl!
not that I ever paid for the services...:):)
 

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