Doctor: "We have just got your test results back"
Patient: "Shoot it too me staright doc, how bad is it?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid to say, well it's Paraskavedekatriaphobia."
Patient: "Oh my God. How much longer do I have."
Doctor: "About forty more years. It is just the clinical name for people who
afraid of Friday The 13th you dumbass."
Patient: "Oh that is a relief. I though for a minute I might
have Triskaidekaphobia which is another name for fear of Friday
the 13th."