Does Having Michael As Her Brother Cause You To Lose Your Wood For Janet?

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Knowing That Mike Is Her Brother, When I See Janet Working, I:

  • Can get mostly turgid if I really, really concentrate

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  • At best can imagine one of my buddies being wing man

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Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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TRY THIS AGAIN....(if you voted in the previous thread which I had to delete, please revote)

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Sorry for the lengthy title, but that pretty much sums up this Very Important Social Survey

Dig it....I go into the great room and the SheBar is locked in on some music awards show where Janet Jackson is on stage shaking it and doing her thang.

SheBar sez, "Wow, she is just looking totally awesome.."

To which I reply, "Yep...She's looking pretty damn good, but she'll never be able to do it for most guys because when we look at her - no matter how hard we try to block it out - we still see Michael."

IF JJ were ANY other black woman of her age and looks, I'm thinking that at least eight or nine out of ten Real Men would pretty much be ready to throw down with her and make the shape of the Humpbacked Platypus - if you know what I mean and I think you do.

BUT since watching her for more than three seconds conjures up subliminal thoughts of her twisted freak fuck brother Mike, 80% or more of the aforementioned Real Men instantly become as limp as a bag of wet fettucine - if you know what I mean and I think you do.

So?

Make your voice heard.

Does having Mike as her brother cause you to be Fully Flacid when checking out the otherwise hot dancing moves of Janet J?
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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Please revote if you replied to earlier thread. I forgot to include the All Important - Show Who Voted For which option
 

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hell, i once rubbed one off to janet, and when i got done i realized that it was michael i was masturbating to:ohno:

don't tell no one
 

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Okay...so this is borderline RR

But I know we need a few more Topics in OS and this poll will either confirm my thesis (as boldly expounded to the SheBar earlier this evening), or reveal me as the one who is the Utter Kook

But definitely one of the two
 

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hmmmm...the first thread which got deleted included a vote for option 5 and option 3

Current voting shows JJ trips RxForum triggers
 

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janet_jackson4_jpg.jpg

taratur.com_Janet_Jackson_FHM.JPG
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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Maybe I need to bookmark those above pics

I struggle to get ones like this out of my dome:

Janet_Jackson_arrives_at_Michael_Jackson_s_LA_home.jpg
 

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JJ is 15 years past her prime.
Back in the day, she was plenty plowable, today, barely plowable.
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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So then..

Barely Plowable + BrotherMike = Option 5

CAST YOUR VOTE
 

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Never thought about it that way. Thanks for fucking that up for me, Bar.

hee hee!


Never fear...Mike might have messed up your imagery...but he's getting his just desserts now

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I'm with BillHill99,

15 years ago she was hot, now she's not. That's her on the left,
without airbrushing, and any other digital enhancement, only
actual fat cells.



janet_jackson%20fat.jpg
 

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