to whoever the FUCK called the cops on me tonight
my music too loud you say, why not come over yourself
instead of calling 911 and causing a sight
that i will no doubt have to answer to
once my landlord calls me at morning light
the golden oldies was sounding so good
the beer was tasting so good
I was on quite a roll I say, quite a roll
who would call the cops on me, who the fuck would?
no doubt, some angry degenerate stepped outside
must've caught a verse that he didn't like
decided to call the cops while standing under the porch light
cause who the fuck leaves their windows open
on such a cold and dreary night?
such pompous assholes, i know i will find out,
some folks round here don't like me cause of my DAWG
some folks don't like me because i'm simply here
as they turn their snobby noses at my empty cases of beer
once the trash man comes to take them away
and i gotta wonder how much longer i'm gonna stay
thought it would be cool, to be a mindless drunk in a respectable neighborhood
i always do people right, but some still think i'm no good
too many people wanna know how i make my way, and i just smile
and tell em i have a few things going on, that's all i care to say
but the next time i see em, i'm gonna tell em some bitch motherfucker called the cops on me
and soon i shall see, which asshole did the pointless deed
cause i will see in the eyes of a clown who wants to pretend to be my friend
who would be so quick, to go to such ends and i will know, who i cannot call a friend
because i mulched my leaves you see, i smile and wave at the passerby,
i stay at home and i tell no lie
and you wanna complain about me
my music too loud you say, why not come over yourself
instead of calling 911 and causing a sight
that i will no doubt have to answer to
once my landlord calls me at morning light
the golden oldies was sounding so good
the beer was tasting so good
I was on quite a roll I say, quite a roll
who would call the cops on me, who the fuck would?
no doubt, some angry degenerate stepped outside
must've caught a verse that he didn't like
decided to call the cops while standing under the porch light
cause who the fuck leaves their windows open
on such a cold and dreary night?
such pompous assholes, i know i will find out,
some folks round here don't like me cause of my DAWG
some folks don't like me because i'm simply here
as they turn their snobby noses at my empty cases of beer
once the trash man comes to take them away
and i gotta wonder how much longer i'm gonna stay
thought it would be cool, to be a mindless drunk in a respectable neighborhood
i always do people right, but some still think i'm no good
too many people wanna know how i make my way, and i just smile
and tell em i have a few things going on, that's all i care to say
but the next time i see em, i'm gonna tell em some bitch motherfucker called the cops on me
and soon i shall see, which asshole did the pointless deed
cause i will see in the eyes of a clown who wants to pretend to be my friend
who would be so quick, to go to such ends and i will know, who i cannot call a friend
because i mulched my leaves you see, i smile and wave at the passerby,
i stay at home and i tell no lie
and you wanna complain about me
