if you could be a fly on the wall

OnWisconsin · Dec 8, 2009

@)

i would love to hang around the sharpest gambling minds for a day or 2

SportSavant · Dec 8, 2009

if I was a fly, I doubt I could do anything with the information I gathered anyway!

TheSaint · Dec 11, 2009

if i was a fly, i doubt i could start this thread

Fishhead · Dec 11, 2009

If I were a fly, I wouldn't care.

LostBankroll · Dec 11, 2009

LOL If I was a fly, I would sting erin andrews powdered cake buns.

OnWisconsin · Dec 11, 2009

come on guys, work with me, work with me....this is assuming you could transform from a fly back to your original self once your undercover work is done, and as a fly you would have the same intelligence you do now, and after transforming back from a fly you would retain memory of everything you saw and heard while you were a fly on the wall

geez....did i really need to explain that?

quantumleap · Dec 11, 2009

I would be inside the offices of the sharpest linesmakers. I would then take that knowledge and use it to make lots of money.

With all that money I could then rent a woman better looking than Erin Andrews and have my way with her.

I couldn't do anything with the information from in the President's office.

Who gives a shit what goes on inside Tiger Woods' house?

FearTheRaven · Dec 16, 2009

if I was a fly I'd still be horny for Erin Andrews :dancefool

gynecologist · Dec 17, 2009

I need money..

WorldNumberOne · Dec 17, 2009

quantumleap said:
I would be inside the offices of the sharpest linesmakers. I would then take that knowledge and use it to make lots of money.

With all that money I could then rent a woman better looking than Erin Andrews and have my way with her.

I couldn't do anything with the information from in the President's office.

Who gives a shit what goes on inside Tiger Woods' house?

if anyone knows about renting women , its you.....

Jetplane · Dec 17, 2009

quantumleap said:
I would be inside the offices of the sharpest linesmakers. I would then take that knowledge and use it to make lots of money.

With all that money I could then rent a woman better looking than Erin Andrews and have my way with her.

I couldn't do anything with the information from in the President's office.

Who gives a shit what goes on inside Tiger Woods' house?

When was the last time u saw a fly fuck the dickens out of a human? hehe >

Good story tho.

Redagger029 · Dec 17, 2009

Area 51.

Just to see what the hell we are all paying for.

kid44 · Dec 17, 2009

If I was a fly I would off my self. I could not feed off a pile of shit.

Seriously, I would be in the rooms of some the the best inside trader offices and make millions.

carlspackler · Dec 17, 2009

If I were a fly I would find a scientist who was working on a matter/anti-matter transporter and I would jump into this transporter as he was testing it and Fuck his shit up. Wildcard Bitches!!!!

JudgeWapner · Dec 17, 2009

I'd be checking out the beads of sweat on Eva Mendez's ass.

djmatt · Dec 17, 2009

If I were a fly on the wall I'd buzz my ass over to congress and land in those fuckers food and hopefully spread every disease I got, even the good ones, to those miserable rotten crooks.