what was the biggest lie

OnWisconsin · Dec 18, 2009

your parents ever told you, or that you told your own kids?

i'll never forgive my mother for telling me there was some guy who sat in a tower overlooking the streets, and it was up to him to change the traffic lights. it haunts me to this day.

Willie99 · Dec 18, 2009

when they had my dog put down, they told me he ran away

Mom told me the truth about 20 years later

I have not told a significant lie to my kids

joebatters · Dec 18, 2009

No offense intended, bro...but that is pretty funny. I never heard that one before.
My parents never really lied to me that I know of, but they did insist on not getting a divorce because they were Catholic and putting on a good show for the public, but when they came home from church, were ready to fucking kill each other....same as a lie, I guess. That haunts me to this day.

ProPokerPlayer · Dec 18, 2009

My Dad used to always tell me..." you'll never amount to anything"
O wait...you said biggest lie.....lemme think on that 1 some more.......

Hookandcrook+ · Dec 18, 2009

Willie99 said:
when they had my dog put down, they told me he ran away

Mom told me the truth about 20 years later

I have not told a significant lie to my kids

My Dad brought my dog to a farm. Now I'm starting to wonder?:think2:

quantumleap · Dec 18, 2009

Willie99 said:
when they had my dog put down, they told me he ran away

Mom told me the truth about 20 years later

I have not told a significant lie to my kids

Not even about Santa Claus?

Our dog ran away too. I sometimes thought my Dad took it away because we had new dog rules in the city that they couldn't run free and it was causing a fight among my parents. I asked my Dad in later years what happened to him and he said he didn't know.

kid44 · Dec 18, 2009

30 years ago my dad confronted me about smoking pot. Told me he took a hanky in and had it analyzed and KNEW I was smoking. I admitted. Found out recently that he made it up.

Willie99 · Dec 18, 2009

quantumleap said:
Not even about Santa Claus?

LOL

when they'd ask me about Santa Claus, I'd respond something like this.

"of course there is a Santa Claus, who do you think buys you all the gifts? It's somebody that loves you very much and really does know if you're bad or good"

I didn't say he flys around the world and comes down a chimney.

D2bets · Dec 18, 2009

soonerdawg said:
your parents ever told you, or that you told your own kids?

i'll never forgive my mother for telling me there was some guy who sat in a tower overlooking the streets, and it was up to him to change the traffic lights. it haunts me to this day.

Were your parents trying to f*ck with you or did they think you were to dumb to understand the truth?

barman · Dec 18, 2009

Hookandcrook said:
My Dad brought my dog to a farm. Now I'm starting to wonder?:think2:

Yep...That farm gets a lot of traffic. SheBar's parents took her 14 year old dog there when she was 12 because it would bite anyone who came near her.

They told her that on The Farm he would have more room to run (as compared to the streets of Brooklyn) and would then not want to bite people.

mplastered · Dec 18, 2009

My parents told me that Libs were people too. OK, just kidding!!!!!

niltes · Dec 18, 2009

i told her not to worry because i would pull it out in time.

OnWisconsin · Dec 18, 2009

niltes said:
i told her not to worry because i would pull it out in time.

:smoking:

Willie99 · Dec 18, 2009

niltes said:
i told her not to worry because i would pull it out in time.

is that what you told your daughter? :think2:

:thumbsup: sorry, couldn't resist

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what was the biggest lie
your parents ever told you, or that you told your own kids?

coloradobuff · Dec 18, 2009

nothing really stands out. no joke.

ChrisParadise · Dec 18, 2009

i was 16 before i knew how my maternal grandfather really died.

douglas · Dec 18, 2009

Some day there would be a black President .........

Redagger029 · Dec 18, 2009

Just Santa Claus. As I remember, my Dad got a real kick out of that. :>Grin>

johnboland · Dec 18, 2009

A pack of wolves lived down at the end of the road from our house and if I tried to cross down at the corner to go to the country store for candy or soda the wolves were known to have eaten children.

SoCal · Dec 18, 2009

my dad used to tell us there was a guy living in our basement that would kick our asses if we fell out of line. i guess it was like a reverse santa claus

my dad would also appear in the window outside when we were watching tv and put a flashlite under his chin and scare the shit out of us. I am a pretty well adjusted adult nonetheless. aside from being a degenerate gambler and a little jumpy

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