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i'm gonna make a profile on match because i'm desperate for a woman.....

now, it's important to be upfront and honest when creating a profile, so therefore i am going to make no mention of being a broke, unemployed degenerate gambler who drinks more than he should. there is also no reason to mention that i have grown desperate for a woman since the craig's list crackdowns.

instead i am going to be a self employed entrepreneur who likes an evening drink after a hard day's work of overseeing my portfolio. my various business ventures make it difficult to find a woman with low standards and no morals.

anybody got any tips for my profile? i'm gonna start working on it after the next beer.

if you could, be specific please. i might just try to be you for a day:dancefool
 

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it should be an entertaining profile, at least for those who know a little about me.

as far as a woman who's never met me.....she should not LOL when she reads my profile, except for the spots where I wish her to LOL.....

i think i will write my profile after i throw my frito pie into the oven, so it'll be a few hours

i already signed up, so i gotta make a profile
 
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soonerdawg said:
i'm gonna make a profile on match because i'm desperate for a woman.....

now, it's important to be upfront and honest when creating a profile, so therefore i am going to make no mention of being a broke, unemployed degenerate gambler who drinks more than he should. there is also no reason to mention that i have grown desperate for a woman since the craig's list crackdowns.

instead i am going to be a self employed entrepreneur who likes an evening drink after a hard day's work of overseeing my portfolio. my various business ventures make it difficult to find a woman with low standards and no morals.

anybody got any tips for my profile? i'm gonna start working on it after the next beer.

if you could, be specific please. i might just try to be you for a day:dancefool
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you sound better than my wife already ! @):mad::lol::grandmais:dancefool@):)
 

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you sound better than my wife already ! @):mad::lol::grandmais:dancefool@):)
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hey hey hey, i'm serious dog gonnit.....i fully intend to have a date this coming weekend with a moderately attractive woman with a less than 50% chance of carrying a venereal disease.....the profile i create may not hold up a few weeks from now, so i gotta act fast.....

i do need to take a picture of myself though:smoker2:

how would you lead off with your profile there Mr. Doug the funny man?~~:<<
 
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if you are broke go with i'd rather cook dinner then go out. ladies like that.


also:
say you have a moderate portfolio and it keeps you maintained and also are saving money for a bullshit business that won't happen.. if your just looking to fuck n duck.

then as far as education: holy shit you could go anywhere with that. also be a world traveler for the past 5 years and that's why u live a moderate lifestyle now because traveling is so expensive.

to seal the deal "that smile is going to get you in trouble" bout midway through the evening then from then on be moderately agressive but also a gentlemen.

works everytime it's the only lock i know of.


and yes link please. i love this type of shit.
 
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soonerdawg said:
i'm gonna make a profile on match because i'm desperate for a woman.....

now, it's important to be upfront and honest when creating a profile, so therefore i am going to make no mention of being a broke, unemployed degenerate gambler who drinks more than he should. there is also no reason to mention that i have grown desperate for a woman since the craig's list crackdowns.

instead i am going to be a self employed entrepreneur who likes an evening drink after a hard day's work of overseeing my portfolio. my various business ventures make it difficult to find a woman with low standards and no morals.

anybody got any tips for my profile? i'm gonna start working on it after the next beer.

if you could, be specific please. i might just try to be you for a day:dancefool
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tell the hotties in your profile that you are a POWER poster on a degenerate gambling forum... they will get Wet for you man and it will seal the deal.... <><>
 

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schmeinz said:
if you are broke go with i'd rather cook dinner then go out. ladies like that.


also:
say you have a moderate portfolio and it keeps you maintained and also are saving money for a bullshit business that won't happen.. if your just looking to fuck n duck.

then as far as education: holy shit you could go anywhere with that. also be a world traveler for the past 5 years and that's why u live a moderate lifestyle now because traveling is so expensive.

to seal the deal "that smile is going to get you in trouble" bout midway through the evening then from then on be moderately agressive but also a gentlemen.

works everytime it's the only lock i know of.


and yes link please. i love this type of shit.
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that is some good shit:103631605

they have a little checklist thingy on there about building a profile. i have the travel part down, on my last trip to iraq i went out on the cargo ship to babysit the equipment, i have pics of greece and me drunk in a little floaty offshore, that'll be good for some stories, as well as my european adventures.....

i know a little about investments and whatnot, i just don't wanna overdo it in my profile in case i attract someone who happens to actually know a lot more about it.....think i'll just dip into that one a little bit, don't wanna have her running circles around me 5 minutes in.....

education.....i'm actually smart enough to bullshit my way through some spots, but a smart chick will see through me in a heart beat.....hopefully i'll meet someone attractive and gullible, or someone attractive who doesn't give a shit.....

good advice though, i like it. as far as a link.....not gonna happen. i prefer to keep my anononimity here, never know if that guy next door might be an RXer who thinks he recognizes my avatar and is looking for verification......
 

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Dante said:
tell the hotties in your profile that you are a POWER poster on a degenerate gambling forum... they will get Wet for you man and it will seal the deal.... <><>
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i am not a POWER poster. my picks still get moved to the appropriate thread.

how about.....an aspiring POWER poster?
 
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soonerdawg said:
i am not a POWER poster. my picks still get moved to the appropriate thread.

how about.....an aspiring POWER poster?
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has merit.... good idea it will let the hotties know that you are up and coming... they will wet there thongs if you contacted them im sure
 
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