Happy Endings?

CoachCB · Jan 30, 2010

I know there are some serious degenerates on here...and I know some of you have gotten a "happy ending", "rub-n-tug" massage before.

What city? Where? What was the situation? How much? Did you know it was coming? Did you ask for it...or did they offer it? What cities in this great land offer the easiest opportunities for a "rub-n-tug"? What can someone expect to pay?

I'm just asking...I'm not really interested in one at all!!! :103631605

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FairWarning · Jan 30, 2010

You can tell us how much you paid.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 30, 2010

FairWarning said:
You can tell us how much you paid.

He is pissed because he overpaid and wanted to know how much he got ripped for....(<)<

CoachCB · Jan 30, 2010

Look, to avoid getting throat punched....I suggest you two old perv's start spilling the beans!!

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VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 30, 2010

CoachCB said:
Look, to avoid getting throat punched....I suggest you two old perv's start spilling the beans!!

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You asked for happy endings in the USA.....don't know anything about those....:drink

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FairWarning · Jan 30, 2010

CoachCB said:
Look, to avoid getting throat punched....I suggest you two old perv's start spilling the beans!!

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Who said I was an old perv? Besides, I'm not the one pricing happy endings.

CoachCB · Jan 30, 2010

FairWarning said:
Who said I was an old perv? Besides, I'm not the one pricing happy endings.

Neither am I!!!

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BAGIANT · Jan 30, 2010

I had a happy ending in some womans mouth last night.

CoachLT · Jan 30, 2010

Coach ComeBoy, WTF You leave Jax and WTF? Your JFRD retired Gator Buddy. :103631605

:toast: LT

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 30, 2010

Coach...your boy isn't right upstairs...

Dante · Jan 30, 2010

CoachCB said:
I'm just asking...I'm not really interested in one at all!!!

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@)

seriously though Coach ... your man on this to ask is quantamleap... guy said he has had so many rub and tugs he has lost count im sure ... he is an expert in this field ....

trrytwags · Jan 30, 2010

I took thing in hand and saved 60 bucks.

Hope that helps.

CoachLT · Jan 30, 2010

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:
Coach...your boy isn't right upstairs...

VIEJO, he has NEVER been right. He has been on the dodge from his employer, the Jax Fire and Rescue Dept.
I have a zillion stories to tell about this boy. He LOVE the brown liquor. :103631605

:toast: LT

JudgeWapner · Jan 31, 2010

The term happy ending in Costa Rica is redundant.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 31, 2010

Judge Wapner said:
The term happy ending in Costa Rica is redundant.

Is that why you walk around with that shit eating grin all the time....:cripwalk:

quantumleap · Jan 31, 2010

Dante said:
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seriously though Coach ... your man on this to ask is quantamleap... guy said he has had so many rub and tugs he has lost count im sure ... he is an expert in this field ....

Actually Dante, I haven't had any. The reason is that they cost as much as full service through Craigslist. I did get oral once in Arizona and twice in Vegas.

When I was in Vegas the standard fee for a massage is $40 for 1/2 hour. This is just to get you in the door. Then after 5 minutes of massage the lady asks you if you want more and motions for a "handie" or oral. She said it would be $60 extra for the "handie", $100 extra for oral and $150 for full service. So add in the $40 for the massage.

I suppose I could have talked her down for less but I just wanted to get the job done and get out of there so I went with oral. I suppose this varies widely too.

TomGshotput · Jan 31, 2010

Columbus Georgia, somewhere near Ft Benning. Between an ugly waitress at Hooters, a strip club that didn't offer lap dances and a massage, spent over $200 during a three day pass after Basic Training. No doubt whatever I paid to get jerked off was by far the best value, definitely above market value at $70 or $80. Still would have paid double that

JudgeWapner · Jan 31, 2010

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:
Is that why you walk around with that shit eating grin all the time....:cripwalk:

Yeah, pretty much.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 31, 2010

OK guys, here's the deal in Pattaya Beach...

Oil massage for one hour (300 Baht, less than ten bucks)
Happy ending (500 Baht)

You do the math....

And the massage is great for aches and pains...

quantumleap · Feb 1, 2010

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:
OK guys, here's the deal in Pattaya Beach...

Oil massage for one hour (300 Baht, less than ten bucks)
Happy ending (500 Baht)

You do the math....

And the massage is great for aches and pains...