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I usually smoke marijuana on kind of a regular basis but haven't smoked the last few days because sooner or later I am going to have to drug test for an upcoming job. Anyone have any advice on what I could do or take to make sure I don't fail?

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get a medical card that says you need to smoke for medical reasons. done deal
 

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Not fact at all. Ive seen marijuana do much more damage to people than alcohol. The fact is that you enjoy smoking and are trying to make it alright to do. More power to you, but no way should it be legalized.
 

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Not fact at all. Ive seen marijuana do much more damage to people than alcohol. The fact is that you enjoy smoking and are trying to make it alright to do. More power to you, but no way should it be legalized.
.....and this from the land of Liberals?
 

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Not fact at all. Ive seen marijuana do much more damage to people than alcohol. The fact is that you enjoy smoking and are trying to make it alright to do. More power to you, but no way should it be legalized.

Tell me how marijuana does more damage than alcohol? Would love to hear.
 

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DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.

Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are ‘my’ normal.

Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, power or gator aid, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding ‘clear’ urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and don’t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test. For more info on diluting/water loading, go to
Hope that helps!!! N2

PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes ‘detox’, ‘xxx carbo’ or ‘super flush’ magic potions.
 

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100% works always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to your local smoke shop, they have synthetic urine that you wear around your waist. I have used atleast 20 times.
 

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