I got some pull at ABC. Which one of you losers wants to be the next Bachelor ?

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Sell yourself ...

I'll do what I can to see if I cant get one of you RX studs to be the next bachelor.

Just think 25 lovely ladies to share your degenerate gambling stories with.

Who's first ?
 

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i need reasons why... i have to send in their application...

nes ? where are we gonna find 25 guys for him to choose from ?
 

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He's a great guy.Can write wonderful odes.Recently cutback on drinking but can still knock one back like a 250lb swiss woman.Can cook up one hell of a lasagne. Shaves his pubes.What more is there to ask for?
 

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hmmm. I know my grandma likes watching that show. Has their ever been a black bachelor? If not maybe you can get a brotha the NAACP might come after you if you don't.
 

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He's a great guy.Can write wonderful odes.Recently cutback on drinking but can still knock one back like a 250lb swiss woman.Can cook up one hell of a lasagne. Shaves his pubes.What more is there to ask for?



well manicured pubes is gonna be tough to beat...
 

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whoa.....

the odds that soonerdawg would know what to do with 25 beautiful women:

+50,000:smoker2:

but keep those votes a 'comin....:dancefool
 

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whoa.....

the odds that soonerdawg would know what to do with 25 beautiful women:

+50,000:smoker2:

but keep those votes a 'comin....:dancefool



those are probably the same odds you'd get for knowing to what to do with just 1 woman...

i'm gonna have to get the head of ABC pretty drunk to accept you as the next bachelor...
 

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went to college with this girl, she was on this season of the bachelor

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real dumb, and a butter face. She's done alright though by getting by on her looks. Miss Illinois International something or other whatever the fuck that is... Illinois Internation lmao
 

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Can you do anything about the chicks they pick most are dull and ugly.
 

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I'll do it, but you'll need some pull wife my wife, not ABC, to make me a bachelor.
 

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