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    Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
    After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

    Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
    I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

    Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
    Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

    Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
    You are my fucking whore

    Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
    Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

    Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
    Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

    Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
    Where do you want to be bitten



    Ouch! Tiger has no quality control.
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    Where do you want to be bitten


    lol
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    that shit is hilarious
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    Here's some more:

    Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
    Heading back from the course now.

    Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
    How close are you

    Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
    I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

    Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
    n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

    Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
    Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.

    Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
    Just let me know when you are headed down

    Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
    What time is car picking you up tomorrow

    Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
    Yes

    Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
    Did you get lost. Door is open

    Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:
    What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back

    Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
    Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after

    Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
    Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down

    Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
    Hurry

    Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
    I'm glad you came out

    Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
    Awesome baby. Be Safe

    Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
    Thank you sexy

    Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
    In ohio playing

    Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
    I told you im playing these two weeks

    Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
    In about a month

    Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
    Maybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can

    Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
    Me to

    Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
    I hope not. So you have been with others huh since

    Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
    I hope so

    Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
    Not a bad thing thinking about me

    Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
    I totally agree

    Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
    In conn

    Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
    Ditto

    Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
    I like when you do that to me

    Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
    Ditto sexy

    Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
    I want to be deep inside you

    Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:
    Maybe in two weeks in chicago

    Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
    I need that so bad

    Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
    Now

    Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
    Me to. I would wear you out

    Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
    I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

    Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
    In a week. I will try to wear you out

    Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
    After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

    Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
    Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

    Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
    You didnt answer the question

    Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
    Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

    Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
    Does that excite you at all or no

    Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
    God girl. You better want to take care of me

    Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
    You do. Need more of it

    Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
    of you

    Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
    I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

    Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
    Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

    Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
    You are my fucking whore

    Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
    Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

    Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
    Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

    Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
    Where do you want to be bitten

    Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
    Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

    Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
    Whatever else turns you on

    Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
    You tell me what you like

    Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
    You are. Always will be. Don't trust people

    Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
    But you still have not told me what turns you on

    Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
    I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

    Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
    I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

    Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
    For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

    Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
    I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

    Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
    We will see how bad you want me

    Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
    Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

    Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
    Was playing sexy

    Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
    Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed

    Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
    I land at 930 or 10 monday night

    Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
    Great. What time so you land

    Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
    I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10

    Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
    Midway

    Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
    I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

    Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
    You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800

    Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
    Did you get my text with all the info

    Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
    I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston

    Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
    I have to check in to get the room

    Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
    I should get there before you anyways

    Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
    In about 3 hours

    Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
    I will be there before you for sure

    Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
    You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

    Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
    Great

    Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
    Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

    Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
    I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early

    Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
    How close are you

    Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
    What do you want to eat

    Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
    Anything simple

    Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
    No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

    Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
    How close

    Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
    Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

    Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
    Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

    Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
    Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

    Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
    Are you close to being ready

    Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
    Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

    Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
    There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

    Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
    Room358

    Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
    Make it ok

    Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
    Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

    Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
    Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of

    Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
    So when can i have that ass again

    Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
    I will be back in a couple hours

    Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
    I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go

    Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
    Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

    Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
    Just morbid curiosity

    Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
    Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

    Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
    Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

    Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
    Maybe

    Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
    I will be over in 10mins

    Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
    Why dont you come over here now instead

    Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
    Enter thru room 360. Its next door

    Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
    Hurry so i come in that ass

    Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
    Let me know when you leave your room

    Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
    You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way

    Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
    Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

    Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
    Parent hood melt down

    Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
    How much was your flight

    Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
    Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700

    Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
    Great thing is we have a life time of this

    Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
    I know that. Thats why i wont do that.

    Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
    Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal

    Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
    k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

    Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
    fish bowl

    Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
    Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously

    Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
    This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

    Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
    Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

    Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
    I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

    Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
    Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
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    If this shit is true...then go Tiger. Man knows what he wants.
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    i dont believe it
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    Haha, this one is definitely my favorite...

    "I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp"
    PM me if you have any questions about SportsOptions.
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    hah, there's no way that little rehab stint cured him.

    Somehow, when I see him smiling and holding that trophy, I'll think of, "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you."
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    More appropriate forum for this kind of discussion.


    wilheim
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    he talks to women the same way i do....

    GO TIGER!!!!
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    They're real. Here's the official site:

    http://www.sextingjoslynjames.com/


    http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-...-text-message/


    This whore has been trying to get attention for a long time now.
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    i hope he has unlimited texts..... those things can add up if you go over.
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    sounds like the tiger way of life gameplan is basically - fvck'em in the ass and piss on'em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake T. View Post
    Haha, this one is definitely my favorite...

    "I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp"

    dp???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian Troy View Post
    dp???

    Oh boy...... 2 dudes and her
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    haha or 1 dude and a large rubber fist , , , just sayin
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    You guys are like

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    "Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
    Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

    Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
    Just morbid curiosity

    Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
    Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

    Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
    Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

    Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
    Maybe

    Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
    I will be over in 10mins

    Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
    Why dont you come over here now instead"

    He may be the best golfer ever, but any dumb ass knows if she is into golden showers you do it in her room.
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    ha ha right!?!
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    That isn't normal conversation?




    O.K..................bunch of prudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eoghater View Post
    hah, there's no way that little rehab stint cured him.

    Somehow, when I see him smiling and holding that trophy, I'll think of, "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you."
    aahhaha yea i was dying when i read that...i guess him and r kelly have something in common...
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    another birdie

    ON THE GREEN (4:10 p.m.): Seriously, what do I know? Tiger sinks the 23-footer for birdie with confidence!
    TIGER ON THE DAY: 3-under thru 13 (T4, 8-under overall).
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    Tiger Woods was involved in a serious car accident on Tuesday morning near Ranchos Palos Verdes, California. Woods had to be removed from his vehicle with the jaws of life as it sustained "major damage" following a single-vehicle rollover traffic collision, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5teamparlay View Post
    Tiger Woods was involved in a serious car accident on Tuesday morning near Ranchos Palos Verdes, California. Woods had to be removed from his vehicle with the jaws of life as it sustained "major damage" following a single-vehicle rollover traffic collision, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
    The guy is worth 800 million dollars(I just checked)!

    It just goes to show that unexpected bad shit like this can strike anyone without warning at any time no matter who you are.

    Hopefully he makes a full and speedy recovery!!
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