Day 1 (Sat 4/17) - Flight out of honolulu was slightly delayed.....finally got on the airplane, went on the runway, then stayed there for 20 min.....went back to gate, de-boarded, waited for a few hours, got on another plane. This sucked ass....was supposed to arrive in Vegas at 11pm.....after delay I had to call the hotel (Paris) as they only hold your room for 12 hours after checking (2pm sat afternoon). Luckily they kept it for me. Got to vegas about 3am, went to checkin at around 4am....just wanted to sleep. Guy told me I have spa/dining/show credits for $300....he said just charge it all to the room and he will credit my accout when I check out......no gambling after, just sleep....shitty day
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Day 2 (Sun 4/18) - Woke up late, went to meet wife's sister who lives in vegas at premium outlets. Ate lunch at Makino Chaya (sp?).....very mediocre food (but will have a food TR later on). I fucking hate shopping. We walked around this shopping horror for at least 1.5 hours....I could be losing my ass on a crap table or something. I bought some Maui Jim sunglasses but fucking thing cost over $200! I thought this shit was an outlet! when we finally left, I got the bad news we were going to some town square mall after.....wtf, we are in VEGAS....at this point I should've just drove away in my car and left them....but I'm not gonna ruin any chance of getting some later on tonight....was too tired night before.
At this town square shopping village, it is fucking huge and is no different than a mall at home. (except bigger) We almost went to eat at Yogurtland but the line was out the door and went down past two stores down. I convinced them that there is no need for yogurtland when we have one in honolulu. I think while walking around this place I managed to gauge an eyeball out, eat it, shit it back out, and pop it back in before we left......worst part....this place was near sister-in-law's house....so we went there next to kill a few hours before heading to dinner...(DID I MENTION I STILL HAVEN"T GAMBLED ONE BIT!)
Dinner was at Firefly....tapas! after dinner, sister went home and we were finally free. I have been craving bingo forever. I have never played bingo for money and wanted to see how this works. I found a casino called Terribles....never been there before but seen gas stations and whatnot....this casino was terrible so I see how they got the name. Found a bingo room and realized that this shit isn't like how I thought...cards are like $4-$5 and you don't win much. I was foolish but was expecting to buy $25 cards in packs of 4 or something and win some decent change. I ended up leaving and on my way out decided to tip the casino $200 for a shitty time (in some slot machines). Fucking terrible.
Went back to the hotel cause I really had to shit. After wife took a shit, I had no desire to have sex with her so I told her lets go take a look at this Aria hotel I hear they just built. Okay, from Paris it is just a casino or two over, but the way these hotels are built now, my fatass does not want to walk 3 miles to see a hotel that will take my money and leave me with 3 miles to walk home. And I don't wanna be the loser that catches a cab accross the street.....cab driver will think I'm lame and will not be happy with the minimal cab fare. While at Aria went to eat some ice cream....i think a scoop of vanilla here cost $250....i said fuck this and left.....gotta pay for the lack of visitors somehow I guess.
Fatso decides to take wife and walk to excalibur cause I was craving some krispy kremes.....these fucking things are soooo good I almost don't mind the heart pains that come as I finish one up. I bought six of them, gave 1 to wife and tried to eat the other 5....wife looked mad after 3 so I stopped....probably for the better because I started losing circulation in my legs....went to the casino in excalibur....pretty boring there but I hit up a craps table.....I have a really bad habit....i play the passline for small and throw in some 6 and 8 bets (and back odds for pline)......when it is my turn, as soon as point comes out, I load up the board, load up the passline and crap out....I try to bet as much as I can in my roll cause i think i know what i'm doing (which I don't)....the one bet I never play are the hardways...i wanna slap these fools playing these.....and if guns were allowed, I want to shoot the ones that win and roll the whole thing over trying to win again....just give me your money so I can lose another $200 on my roll.
Was a long sad walk back to the hotel....wife didn't want to cab it after eating some krispy kremes...fuck these things are good....i snuck another one in for the walk home....helped comfort me after losing $300 at excalibur ($200 craps, $100 slots)....the worst part is that fucking moving walkway that only goes in.....they make you walk all the way out and think about what you've done.
Got back pretty late......was tired and not liking this trip....not liking this trip one bit....i managed to win a little money on baseball through my phone during shopping....if not for that i'd probably have jumped through my hotel window that night.
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Day 2 (Sun 4/18) - Woke up late, went to meet wife's sister who lives in vegas at premium outlets. Ate lunch at Makino Chaya (sp?).....very mediocre food (but will have a food TR later on). I fucking hate shopping. We walked around this shopping horror for at least 1.5 hours....I could be losing my ass on a crap table or something. I bought some Maui Jim sunglasses but fucking thing cost over $200! I thought this shit was an outlet! when we finally left, I got the bad news we were going to some town square mall after.....wtf, we are in VEGAS....at this point I should've just drove away in my car and left them....but I'm not gonna ruin any chance of getting some later on tonight....was too tired night before.
At this town square shopping village, it is fucking huge and is no different than a mall at home. (except bigger) We almost went to eat at Yogurtland but the line was out the door and went down past two stores down. I convinced them that there is no need for yogurtland when we have one in honolulu. I think while walking around this place I managed to gauge an eyeball out, eat it, shit it back out, and pop it back in before we left......worst part....this place was near sister-in-law's house....so we went there next to kill a few hours before heading to dinner...(DID I MENTION I STILL HAVEN"T GAMBLED ONE BIT!)
Dinner was at Firefly....tapas! after dinner, sister went home and we were finally free. I have been craving bingo forever. I have never played bingo for money and wanted to see how this works. I found a casino called Terribles....never been there before but seen gas stations and whatnot....this casino was terrible so I see how they got the name. Found a bingo room and realized that this shit isn't like how I thought...cards are like $4-$5 and you don't win much. I was foolish but was expecting to buy $25 cards in packs of 4 or something and win some decent change. I ended up leaving and on my way out decided to tip the casino $200 for a shitty time (in some slot machines). Fucking terrible.
Went back to the hotel cause I really had to shit. After wife took a shit, I had no desire to have sex with her so I told her lets go take a look at this Aria hotel I hear they just built. Okay, from Paris it is just a casino or two over, but the way these hotels are built now, my fatass does not want to walk 3 miles to see a hotel that will take my money and leave me with 3 miles to walk home. And I don't wanna be the loser that catches a cab accross the street.....cab driver will think I'm lame and will not be happy with the minimal cab fare. While at Aria went to eat some ice cream....i think a scoop of vanilla here cost $250....i said fuck this and left.....gotta pay for the lack of visitors somehow I guess.
Fatso decides to take wife and walk to excalibur cause I was craving some krispy kremes.....these fucking things are soooo good I almost don't mind the heart pains that come as I finish one up. I bought six of them, gave 1 to wife and tried to eat the other 5....wife looked mad after 3 so I stopped....probably for the better because I started losing circulation in my legs....went to the casino in excalibur....pretty boring there but I hit up a craps table.....I have a really bad habit....i play the passline for small and throw in some 6 and 8 bets (and back odds for pline)......when it is my turn, as soon as point comes out, I load up the board, load up the passline and crap out....I try to bet as much as I can in my roll cause i think i know what i'm doing (which I don't)....the one bet I never play are the hardways...i wanna slap these fools playing these.....and if guns were allowed, I want to shoot the ones that win and roll the whole thing over trying to win again....just give me your money so I can lose another $200 on my roll.
Was a long sad walk back to the hotel....wife didn't want to cab it after eating some krispy kremes...fuck these things are good....i snuck another one in for the walk home....helped comfort me after losing $300 at excalibur ($200 craps, $100 slots)....the worst part is that fucking moving walkway that only goes in.....they make you walk all the way out and think about what you've done.
Got back pretty late......was tired and not liking this trip....not liking this trip one bit....i managed to win a little money on baseball through my phone during shopping....if not for that i'd probably have jumped through my hotel window that night.