LMAO Top 10 Baseball's All-Time Silliest Injuries

Top 10 silly baseball injuries
In honor of Angels 1B Kendry Morales breaking his leg on a walk off home run. Here is a list I've compiled of my favorite baseball injuries in the last 20 years.

1.) Former Expos pitcher Jeff Juden actually missed a start because a tattoo he got prior to the season opener got infected.

2.) Long ago Marlins utility infielder Bret Barberie missed a game because he mistakenly rubbed chili juice in his eyes.

3.) Brewers slugger Richie Sexson missed time during spring training with migraine headaches. He was wearing a cap that was too small for his large head.

4.) Then Padres pitcher Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach as he was using a knife to open a DVD.

5.) Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games one August due to frostbite.

6.) Former Twins OF Marty Cordova missed a game after he burned his face, spending too much time under a tanning lamp.

7.) One time Mets and Giants star Kevin Mitchell was supposedly hurt by a microwaved donut. Eating this allegedly led to his needing a root canal.

8.) Braves legend John Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the shirt he was wearing.

9.) Red Sox and Yankees Hall of Famer Wade Boggs hurt his back putting on his cowboy boots.

10.) Rangers pitcher Rich Harden, while in Oakland with the A's, strained his shoulder turning off his alarm clock.

I remember Pasqual Perez Missing a game because he could not find the Stadium ( Fulton County ).......

always liked this one:

Glenallen Hill, Toronto Blue Jays
Nightmares can induce emotional and psychological stress. For Blue Jays outfielder Glenallen Hill, bad dreams brought on a more tangible pain.

Hill tumbled out of bed and crashed into a glass table while having a nightmare about being covered in spiders.

The cuts he sustained caused Hill to likely become the first athlete ever sidelined due to arachnophobic-related injuries.

Jose Cardenal missed a game because he claimed one of his eyelids was stuck open.

As long as he's upending every other bit of conventional wisdom about pitching career this season, John Smoltz figures he may as well correct this little bit of misinformation too: He did not--never, ever (let's be perfectly clear about this)--burn himself by trying to iron his shirt while he was still wearing it.

"That is the most false thing I've ever heard," Smoltz says. "That got created six years ago, and it never left me. Ironing my shirt while it was on-that's the most absurd thing. It was made up. But it got on Arsenio Hall, CNN, everywhere. And what do you do to stop it? I just read it again."

ESPN article (All Bizarre Injury Team):

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/holloman/020307.html

Vince Coleman getting wrapped in the tarp before the 1985 World Series was a biggie.