I grew up in a suburb that was still being developed. At about age 12, we decided that it sucked that they were cutting down the few acres of woods around our neighborhood to build more houses. So, we went to a condo developement that was just about finished, and we spread driveway blacktop tar on all of the new condo's gargage doors and cedar siding. We fucked up thousands of dollars of property.
I only had two pairs of shoes that summer, and one had that tar all over them. About a week later, we were walking through the construction site, and one of the workers came over to talk to me and my buddy, because he must have recognized us as neighborhood kids. He mentioned the damage, and said something along the lines of "We found footprints just about you guys' size," and then he looked down at my shoes. Totally by chance, I had on the other pair of shoes that day, or I would have been busted. Thank god. That was 30 years ago, and I still sweat that out.