Quotes from his childhood ...........
On Being afraid to use the Elementary Bathroom to sh*t ..................
The Fathers Quote .....
Son , your talking to the wrong man. I can sh*t anywhere , at any time.
It's one of my finer qualities . Some might say my finest .
On First school dance .............
Fathers quote .........
Are you wearing perfume ? .............son, there ain't any cologne in this house, only your mother's perfume .
I know that sent, and let me tell you , its disturbing to smell your wife on your 13 year old son ..........