Some Great Gambling Quotes

Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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douglas · Jul 26, 2010

Hope you break even this week ........... We need the money .

From ...........My Wife .

CarolinaKid · Jul 26, 2010

The game was FIXED......from all gamblers......

Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

douglas said:
Hope you break even this week ........... We need the money .

From ...........My Wife .

:lol:

Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

douglas said:
Hope you break even this week ........... We need the money .

From ...........My Wife .

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Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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billhill999 · Jul 26, 2010

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible."
(Homer Simpson to Lisa)

"It's six-two-and even he's playing you for a sucker"
Humprey Bogart (Sam Spade) "Matlese Falcon"

"Billy, when you make a wager there are three possible outcomes, and two of them are good"
Jimmy Prebble (a dude I used to work with) to me, years ago.

Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

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wilheim · Jul 26, 2010

"A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated" - Tolstoy..

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jul 26, 2010

When playing poker and you can't spot the sucker, it must be you....

Betallsports · Jul 26, 2010

The Check is in the Mail .... by MANY

Kettch · Jul 27, 2010

"This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get *your money*." -Ace Rothstein

"The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?" -Casino (Last Lines)

Betallsports · Jul 27, 2010

Kettch said:
"This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get *your money*." -Ace Rothstein

"The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?" -Casino (Last Lines)

What a Great Movie :103631605

Scoops · Jul 27, 2010

"F*ck Me!!!!" - Anonymous

"Woo Who!!!!"- Anonymous

Scoops · Jul 27, 2010

LOL ,should be Woo Hoo!!!! ,

I'm not having such a great night............

kidman232 · Jul 27, 2010

"I need this bet for the kids college fund"- my drunk friend that has no kids

eroscillator · Jul 27, 2010

next best thing to winnin is losin-james coburn "hard times"

i went to vegas on a $50,000 cadillac and came home on a $1,000,000 greyhound-
my uncle

Some Great Gambling Quotes

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