Oldest Facebook Status Update unearthed....
barman Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit Joined Sep 21, 2004 Messages 46,540 Tokens Aug 20, 2010 #4 More examples in this silly vein: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/
More examples in this silly vein: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/