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Officer Rivieri Fired From The Baltimore Police
August 26, 2010 – 10:05 pm
When I woke up this morning, I thought it would be another beautiful day here in Southern California with the sun beaming and the birds chirping. Who would have thought that it would be quite the opposite? Today sucks because as I was skimming through the newspapers for informative current events, it came to my attention that one of my all time hero figures was relieved of his position as a crime stopper. That’s right, Officer Salvatore Rivieri of the disgraced Baltimore Police Department was fired and it is a sad day for us all. It is like when your favorite teacher was laid off because he had a special relationship with one of his students. It’s the equivalent of when Spider-Man was no longer needed in New York City. Rivieri is no longer needed and the city of Baltimore will soon regret it.
So in response to this firing, I’m sure there will be an overflow of job opportunities offered to Mr. Rivieri. I myself have my own suggestions of where his services may be better appreciated.
Since we already know that Rivieri can manhandle children, I’m willing to bet he can manhandle a delicious summer time snack so that is why I think he would be great at COLDSTONES where it takes a certain skilled master to carefully carve out the perfect ice cream treat.
Rivieri would also prosper as a heavy metal/hessian singer for a really rockin band. Did you hear his pipes continually magnify as he was yelling that little kid down? Most DEATH METAL bands would kill (literally) to have that kind of range.
And finally, I believe he would do great as a male escort, but not just any male slut, but the first ever male prostitute working at the world famous BUNNY RANCH in Nevada. With worldwide recognition as the toughest guy on the streets, girls (and possibly men) would come from everywhere to peep (and be peeped) by the big and strong Officer Rivieri.
These are just some of my suggestions to a man who completely personifies a hero. Thank you for your service Officer Rivieri.
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This is why this fat slob got busted. No wonder people want to blast pigs like this. :>(
Officer Rivieri Fired From The Baltimore Police
August 26, 2010 – 10:05 pm
When I woke up this morning, I thought it would be another beautiful day here in Southern California with the sun beaming and the birds chirping. Who would have thought that it would be quite the opposite? Today sucks because as I was skimming through the newspapers for informative current events, it came to my attention that one of my all time hero figures was relieved of his position as a crime stopper. That’s right, Officer Salvatore Rivieri of the disgraced Baltimore Police Department was fired and it is a sad day for us all. It is like when your favorite teacher was laid off because he had a special relationship with one of his students. It’s the equivalent of when Spider-Man was no longer needed in New York City. Rivieri is no longer needed and the city of Baltimore will soon regret it.
So in response to this firing, I’m sure there will be an overflow of job opportunities offered to Mr. Rivieri. I myself have my own suggestions of where his services may be better appreciated.
Since we already know that Rivieri can manhandle children, I’m willing to bet he can manhandle a delicious summer time snack so that is why I think he would be great at COLDSTONES where it takes a certain skilled master to carefully carve out the perfect ice cream treat.
Rivieri would also prosper as a heavy metal/hessian singer for a really rockin band. Did you hear his pipes continually magnify as he was yelling that little kid down? Most DEATH METAL bands would kill (literally) to have that kind of range.
And finally, I believe he would do great as a male escort, but not just any male slut, but the first ever male prostitute working at the world famous BUNNY RANCH in Nevada. With worldwide recognition as the toughest guy on the streets, girls (and possibly men) would come from everywhere to peep (and be peeped) by the big and strong Officer Rivieri.
These are just some of my suggestions to a man who completely personifies a hero. Thank you for your service Officer Rivieri.
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This is why this fat slob got busted. No wonder people want to blast pigs like this. :>(